1/5 Marshall F. 5 months ago on Google
Worst
resort
experience
of
my
life.
I
typed
up
lots
of
bullet
points
but
it
exceeds
the
character
limit
on
Google.
Here
are
some:
-
Rooms
are
old
and
dated.
Grounds
need
renovation
-
Not
handicap
accessible
at
all.
Tons
of
hills,
potholes,
stairs
-
If
you
are
not
a
member,
you
cannot
use
much
of
the
resort.
They
will
try
and
get
you
to
buy
in
when
you're
there
and
show
you
all
the
areas
you
cannot
use
-
The
town
is
run
down,
it's
truly
a
3rd
world
country.
You
do
not
want
to
venture
outside
the
resort.
Lots
of
pollution
and
worn/run-down
streets
and
buildings
-
The
staff
overall
was
incredibly
nice
and
did
their
best...
the
issues
with
the
resort
fall
on
management
-
Rooms
had
TVs
20
years
old
-
Many
items
in
the
room
did
not
work.
Lights,
phones,
toilets.
Maintenance
repaired
some.
-
Jacuzzi
in
our
room
had
broken
jets
that
shot
water
across
the
room.
Soaked
one
bed
and
flooded
the
room.
My
mother
slipped
on
the
wet
floor
after
exiting
the
jacuzzi
and
hurt
herself.
-
Beach
is
not
nice
at
all.
Rough
waters,
dirty
sand,
dilapidated
shacks
along
the
water
with
small
shops
-
Wi-Fi
is
terrible.
Constant
disconnects.
2mbps
with
full
strength
signals.
Some
areas
want
you
to
pay
to
use
it.
-
Many
Jacuzzis
around
the
facility
do
not
work.
-
Spa
was
alright...
it
was
expensive
and
they
tried
their
best
with
what
they
have
-Found
several
cockroaches.
-Showers
had
some
black
mold
and
lots
of
patchwork.
-Water
damage
on
walls
-Some
faucets
spouted
water
at
an
angle
-All
of
the
furniture
was
old.
The
couches,
chairs,
ottomans
are
all
uncomfortable.
One
closet
had
dirt
on
the
bottom.
II. Sixto
- Golf
cart
driver
for
Lifestyles.
We
met
him
on
our
second
day
there.
- First
day
we
met
him,
told
us
he’d
be
our
personal
concierge.
- He
said
whatever
we
need,
he
will
get
us.
I
tipped
him
$20
to
take
care
of
us
for
the
week.
He
said
he’d
look
into
getting
us
a
golf
cart
tomorrow.
- Second
day,
he
asked
to
show
us
around
the
grounds
after
taking
us
to
breakfast.
Said
he
would
show
us
what
there
is
to
do
and
all
the
“fun”
spots.
- We
were
immediately
dropped
off
at
a
Lifestyles
Vacations
building
for
a
timeshare
sale
and
he
took
off.
We
proceeded
to
be
sold
for
~3
hours.
- Sixto
never
returned
after.
We
were
later
told
he
works
for
the
timeshare,
and
never
gave
us
another
ride.
III. Food/Drinks
- The
food
was
awful.
We
paid
over
$2000
for
the
week
for
all-inclusive
drinks/meals.
- First
day
we
went
to
Casablanca
for
dinner.
It
was
the
worst
food
I’ve
seen
at
a
hotel.
Any
hotel.
We
both
had
upset
stomachs.
- Rodizio,
Brazilian
churrascaria
was
the
best
“guest”
restaurant.
Decent
sirloin
steaks
and
sausages.
Only
4-5
different
meats
going
around,
but
it
was
good.
- Simply
Gourmet,
was
the
only
“member”
restaurant
we
could
go
to.
Luckily,
they
got
us
in
twice.
Food
is
much
better
here
than
anywhere
else.
Had
the
ribeye.
It
is
not
an
amazing
Ribeye,
very
fatty,
but
the
wine
glaze
was
good,
Potato
Leek
and
salad
were
great,
and
my
mom
liked
her
surf
and
turf.
Well,
just
the
turf,
she
said
the
shrimp
was
awful.
- WORST
DRINKS
IMAGINABLE!
They
use
the
cheapest
liquor
one
can
find,
except
at
“member”
bars.
They
have
one
beer.
Presidente.
I
was
able
to
get
Heineken
a
few
times,
but
that’s
it.
Cannot
stress
enough
how
bad
the
drinks
are.
- During
our
Sales
Meeting,
we
were
told
that
since
we’re
members
of
RCI
(they
constantly
used
the
term
“RCI
people”),
most
of
the
hotel
grounds
are
for
members
only.
RCI
members
are
considered
guests
and
only
have
access
to
certain
restaurants,
beaches,
pools,
and
other
facilities.
We
were
treated
basically
like
second-class
citizens.
They
showed
us
all
the
restaurants
and
areas
we
could
not
go
to!
They
did
not
compensate
us
at
all
for
staying
through
the
entire
hours-long
meeting
except
for
a
small
bottle
of
cheap
rum
and
mamajuana.
They
dangled
upgrading
us
to
VIP
status
for
the
remainder
of
our
trip,
but
in
the
end
said
this
would
only
happen
if
we
paid
them
a
fee
to
cover
it
for
the
remainder
of
our
trip.
- Most
of
the
pools
were
completely
empty.
Zero
shade
in
most
of
them.
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