1/5 Thomas M. 2 years ago on Google
In
a
summary,
this
trip
is
a
complete,
unabashed
scam.
If
you're
sold
this
trip
by
someone
saying
it
has
"bottomless
drinks,
an
unlimited
buffet,
and
exciting
excursions,"
you're
being
lied
to.
When
you
enter
Puerto
Magico,
you
have
your
picture
taken
as
well
as
before
you
board
the
catamaran;
which
costs
two
hundred
pesos
to
buy
each
photograph.
Everyone
also
has
to
pay
an
additional,
undisclosed
port
fee.
Onboard
the
catamaran,
seating
is
made
up
of
almost
a
hundred
plastic
lawn
chairs
placed
right
beside
another,
making
for
an
uncomfortable
two
and
a
half
hour
journey,
not
to
mention
the
slow
pitching
of
the
boat
in
the
swell
which
caused
multiple
people
to
get
seasick.
Our
breakfast
was
scrambled
eggs
and
chilaquiles,
which
was
satisfactory,
but
far
from
"unlimited,"
similar
story
with
the
lunch
(burgers
and
potato
chips)
served
a
whole
six
hours
later.
Don't
worry
if
you
get
hungry
between
breakfast
and
lunch,
you
can
always
buy
snacks
onboard
for
fifty
pesos,
which
is
incredible
because
of
the
promised
"unlimited
food."
Snorkelling
was
boring
and
not
worth
the
time
it
took
to
travel
out
to
the
islands,
especially
since
we
did
it
for
about
fifteen
minutes.
Afterword,
we
were
dropped
off
at
a
beach
which
was
interesting
to
walk
around
and
look
in
all
the
little
caves.
Our
final
activity
was
kayaking
and
paddleboarding,
where
we
were
only
allowed
to
stay
right
beside
the
boat,
not
exactly
fun,
because
the
paddle
I
was
handled
was
poorly
fixed
and
broke
in
half
as
soon
as
I
tried
to
row.
Next,
guests
could
choose
if
they
wanted
to
go
for
an
"eco-tour"
which
cost
an
additional
twelve
hundred
pesos.
Unimpressed
by
the
experience
this
far,
we
decided
to
sit
it
out,
which
was
boring
because
the
staff
would
not
serve
alcohol
until
we
were
underway,
so
we
had
to
sit
and
wait
in
the
hot
sun
for
an
hour
and
a
half
doing
nothing.
On
the
way
back
the
drinks
were
mediocre
but
at
least
bottomless.
Before
getting
into
port,
the
crew
went
around
with
bottles
requesting
tips
with
a
suggestive
two
hundred
peso
bill
in
the
bottom.
It
was
fairly
deceptive,
as
they
held
the
bottle
inches
from
your
face
making
you
obligated
to
tip.
Crew
had
really
bad
management
skills,
didn't
balance
people
on
either
side
of
the
boat
so
it
developed
a
small
list
with
everyone
on
one
side.
Also,
for
the
second
half
of
the
trip
after
the
snorkelling,
we
had
no
life
jackets
near
us,
which
was
incredibly
unsafe.
In
the
end,
a
final
cherry
on
top
was
the
captain
smoking
the
dock
upon
arrival,
nothing
serious
just
an
amusing
summary
of
the
trip.
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