2/5 Stephen W. 2 years ago on Google
I
was
very
excited
to
enjoy
a
massage
on
my
vacation
and
Blue
Massage
had
such
high
rating
I
was
confident
that
I
had
chosen
the
right
place.
I
was
wrong...
I
made
my
appointment
online
for
a
60
minute
deep
tissue
massage
and
paid
795
pesos
(750
+
45
convenience
fee).
I
arrived
5
minutes
before
my
massage
and
proceeded
to
wait
almost
30
minutes
for
my
massage
therapist
to
arrive.
When
I
arrived
there
were
4
people
were
there
haggling
with
the
woman
upfront
for
a
discounted
rate
on
a
massage
and
with
very
little
effort
they
were
given
a
20%
discount.
I
was
told
that,
because
of
my
wait
they
would
add
10
extra
minutes
to
my
massage,
but
it's
a
bit
insulting
to
pay
full
price
and
then
watch
as
someone
else
is
given
a
discount
in
front
of
you.
After
waiting,
I
was
finally
led
to
a
small
room
where
I
undressed
and
got
under
the
cover
on
the
table.
The
woman
began
the
massage
and
it
was
evident
very
quickly
that
she
did
not
know
how
to
give
a
deep
tissue
massage.
After
about
10
minutes
I
was
convinced
that
she
didn't
know
how
to
give
a
regular
massage.
20
minutes
in
and
I
started
wondering
if
this
was
the
first
massage
she
had
ever
given.
She
bounced
rapidly
from
my
back
to
my
arms
to
my
neck
to
my
hands
to
my
back
and
then
my
head.
Stopping
occasionally
to
poke
at
what
I
assume
she
thought
were
pressure
points
(spoiler
alert,
they
were
not).
Then
she
would
scratch/massage
the
back
of
my
head
(like
I
scalp
massage
when
getting
your
hair
washed
at
a
salon)
it
wasn't
unpleasant
but
it
was
totally
unnecessary.
She
moved
to
my
legs
where,
again
there
was
no
actual
massage.
She
just
would
rub
up
and
down
my
leg
and
then
go
back
to
my
arms
or
upper
back.
Then
to
my
feet
where
she
gently
pulled
on
each
toe
and
kind
of
massaged
my
heel.
When
she
finished
the
second
leg
I
informed
her
that
I
was
done.
She
was
shocked
and
I
felt
bad
but
I
had
30
minutes
left
and
there
was
nothing
more
she
could
do.
I
tipped
her
100
pesos
as
I
was
leaving
because
I
felt
bad
and
didn't
want
to
be
insulting.
The
woman
at
the
front
desk
was
kind
and
offered
me
a
gift
certificate
to
come
back
but
I
refused
because
I'm
not
convinced
they
hire
qualified
people
and
didn't
want
to
waste
more
time
finding
out.
I
might
be
an
outlier
because
so
many
of
the
reviews
were
are
so
good,
but
I've
had
many
massages
around
the
world
and
this
was
by
far
the
worst
I've
ever
had.
*Assuming
someone
in
management
reads
this,
I'd
offer
this
advice...
Have
the
therapist
turn
on
some
soft
music
in
the
room
during
the
massage.
Also,
the
towel
my
face
was
pressed
into
had
a
mild
scent
of
mildew
which
did
not
add
to
the
experience.
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