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voi
mä
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mä
en
mä
voin
olla
mä
sain
just
nyt
tulin
kotiin!
Hello,
everyone!
This
is
the
LONGEST
TEXT
EVER!
I
was
inspired
by
the
various
other
"longest
texts
ever"
on
the
internet,
and
I
wanted
to
make
my
own.
So
here
it
is!
This
is
going
to
be
a
WORLD
RECORD!
This
is
actually
my
third
attempt
at
doing
this.
The
first
time,
I
didn't
save
it.
The
second
time,
the
Neocities
editor
crashed.
Now
I'm
writing
this
in
Notepad,
then
copying
it
into
the
Neocities
editor
instead
of
typing
it
directly
in
the
Neocities
editor
to
avoid
crashing.
It
sucks
that
my
past
two
attempts
are
gone
now.
Those
actually
got
pretty
long.
Not
the
longest,
but
still
pretty
long.
I
hope
this
one
won't
get
lost
somehow.
Anyways,
let's
talk
about
WAFFLES!
I
like
waffles.
Waffles
are
cool.
Waffles
is
a
funny
word.
There's
a
Teen
Titans
Go
episode
called
"Waffles"
where
the
word
"Waffles"
is
said
a
hundred-something
times.
It's
pretty
annoying.
There's
also
a
Teen
Titans
Go
episode
about
Pig
Latin.
Don't
know
what
Pig
Latin
is?
It's
a
language
where
you
take
all
the
consonants
before
the
first
vowel,
move
them
to
the
end,
and
add
'-ay'
to
the
end.
If
the
word
begins
with
a
vowel,
you
just
add
'-way'
to
the
end.
For
example,
"Waffles"
becomes
"Afflesway".
I've
been
speaking
Pig
Latin
fluently
since
the
fourth
grade,
so
it
surprised
me
when
I
saw
the
episode
for
the
first
time.
I
speak
Pig
Latin
with
my
sister
sometimes.
It's
pretty
fun.
I
like
speaking
it
in
public
so
that
everyone
around
us
gets
confused.
That's
never
actually
happened
before,
but
if
it
ever
does,
'twill
be
pretty
funny.
By
the
way,
"'twill"
is
a
word
I
invented
recently,
and
it's
a
contraction
of
"it
will".
I
really
hope
it
gains
popularity
in
the
near
future,
because
"'twill"
is
WAY
more
fun
than
saying
"it'll".
"It'll"
is
too
boring.
Nobody
likes
boring.
This
is
nowhere
near
being
the
longest
text
ever,
but
eventually
it
will
be!
I
might
still
be
writing
this
a
decade
later,
who
knows?
But
right
now,
it's
not
very
long.
But
I'll
just
keep
writing
until
it
is
the
longest!
Have
you
ever
heard
the
song
"Dau
Dau"
by
Awesome
Scampis?
It's
an
amazing
song.
Look
it
up
on
YouTube!
I
play
that
song
all
the
time
around
my
sister!
It
drives
her
crazy,
and
I
love
it.
Another
way
I
like
driving
my
sister
crazy
is
by
speaking
my
own
made
up
language
to
her.
She
hates
the
languages
I
make!
The
only
language
that
we
both
speak
besides
English
is
Pig
Latin.
I
think
you
already
knew
that.
Whatever.
I
think
I'm
gonna
go
for
now.
Bye!
Hi,
I'm
back
now.
I'm
gonna
contribute
more
to
this
soon-to-be
giant
wall
of
text.
I
just
realised
I
have
a
giant
stuffed
frog
on
my
bed.
I
forgot
his
name.
I'm
pretty
sure
it
was
something
stupid
though.
I
think
it
was
"FROG"
in
Morse
Code
or
something.
Morse
Code
is
cool.
I
know
a
bit
of
it,
but
I'm
not
very
good
at
it.
I'm
also
not
very
good
at
French.
I
barely
know
anything
in
French,
and
my
pronunciation
probably
sucks.
But
I'm
learning
it,
at
least.
I'm
also
learning
Esperanto.
It's
this
language
that
was
made
up
by
some
guy
a
long
time
ago
to
be
the
"universal
language".
A
lot
of
people
speak
it.
I
am
such
a
language
nerd.
Half
of
this
text
is
probably
gonna
be
about
languages.
But
hey,
as
long
as
it's
long!
Ha,
get
it?
As
LONG
as
it's
LONG?
I'm
so
funny,
right?
No,
I'm
not.
I
should
probably
get
some
sleep.
Goodnight!
Hello,
I'm
back
again.
I
basically
have
only
two
interests
nowadays:
languages
and
furries.
What?
Oh,
sorry,
I
thought
you
knew
I
was
a
furry.
Haha,
oops.
Anyway,
yeah,
I'm
a
furry,
but
since
I'm
a
young
furry,
I
can't
really
do
as
much
as
I
would
like
to
do
in
the
fandom.
When
I'm
older,
I
would
like
to
have
a
fursuit,
go
to
furry
conventions,
all
that
stuff.
But
for
now
I
can
only
dream
of
that.
Sorry
you
had
to
deal
with
me
talking
about
furries,
but
I'm
honestly
very
desperate
for
this
to
be
the
longest
text
ever.
Last
night
I
was
watching
nothing
but
fursuit
unboxings.
I
think
I
need
help.
This
one
time,
me
and
my
mom
were
going
to
go
to
a
furry
Christmas
party,
but
we
didn't
end
up
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