3/5 Charlie T. 2 years ago on Google
Dinostar,
located
in
the
trendy
Fruit
Market
district
near
the
Hull
Marina,
is
truly
memorable.
If
you
read
a
few
of
the
reviews
here,
you
will
get
the
impression
it
is
small.
Perhaps
that
it
is
a
touch
on
the
faded
side.
Or
that
it
is
basically
in
someone's
house.
And
you
would
be
largely
correct.
However,
until
you
stand
in
the
slightly
musty
atrium,
take
in
the
70s
era
decor,
pay
your
£3
entry
cost
(£1.50
if
you're
a
minor,
in
which
case
get
off
your
parent/guardian's
phone
you
scamp!),
and
step
forth
into
a
new
and
unknown
adventure,
you
won't
truly
appreciate
this
classic
of
modern
day
Hull.
Dinostar
perfects
the
art
of
being
disappointing
in
nearly
every
regard,
but
making
you
feel
a
bit
warm
inside
in
the
process.
Warm
enough
for
a
cold
morning
by
the
Humber?
Maybe
if
you
have
a
good
fleece.
The
experience
consists
of
a
series
of
rooms,
spread
over
the
ground
floor
and
first
floor.
Honestly,
the
contents
mostly
consist
of
large
plastic
replicas
of
dinosaurs.
If
you
had
a
large
stride
you
could
cover
the
footprint
in
around
90
seconds,
perhaps
adding
10+
for
the
staircase
if
you
took
them
2-by-2
(I
did).
We're
talking
equivalent
to
a
small
Tesco
Express
in
terms
of
square
footage.
If
you're
with
little
ones
with
a
short
attention
span,
bring
biscuits
and
plan
something
for
after.
Highlights
of
Dinostar:
(1)
There
is
an
iSandbox
on
the
ground
floor,
which
is
an
interactive
sand
pit/projector.
It's
brilliant.
Probably
going
to
eat
up
8-12
minutes
depending
on
the
attention
span.
(2)
There
is
a
treasure
hunt
/
stamp
collecting
"game"
that
you
can
play
as
you
go
round.
The
stamps
are
easy
to
find
and
a
child
over
the
age
of
4
could
easily
complete
it
unaided.
As
a
Brucie
bonus,
it
allows
you
a
heady
£1.50
off
at
the
gift
shop*
if
you
spend
over
£10.
(3)
There
is
a
"dig
up
your
own
fossil"
exhibit
upstairs,
where
you
brush
sand
off
yet
more
plastic
bones.
I
would
say
it's
a
highlight
because
you
get
to
wear
a
hat
whilst
doing
it.
Although
I
had
to
suspend
my
love
of
good
hygiene
practice
to
enjoy
it.
And
another
thing
-
that's
another
sand
based
activity.
Why
not
call
it
Sandstar
and
be
done
with
it?
Probably
quite
a
short
highlight
reel,
but
there
you
have
it.
A
note
on
the
staff:
the
man
behind
the
till
greeted
us
with
a
warmth
that
comes
from
a
real
satisfaction
with
life.
Good
for
him.
He
tip-tapped
our
ticket
requirements
into
the
till
like
he'd
done
it
a
thousand
times
and
still
found
it
stimulating.
I
was
actually
a
touch
jealous
of
his
self-assured
demeanour,
and
panache.
In
summary,
if
you
have
the
following
requirements/attributes,
Dinostar
will
suit
you
well:
(either/or)
-You
have
15-20
minutes
to
kill
-You
are
free
on
a
weekend
or
half
term
-You
LOVE
plastic
dinosaur
replicas
-You
like
sand
Please
note:
-Opens
at
11am,
which
is
odd.
-Only
open
on
weekends
and
half
terms.
Say
goodbye
to
your
Wednesday
morning
Dino
party.
-There
is
some
sort
of
"Virtual
Reality"
room
(it's
walls
are
curtains)
which
costs
ANOTHER
£3
to
partake
in.
Needless
to
say
we
skipped
that.
Please
note
again:
*The
gift
shop
is
located
in
the
aforementioned
atrium.
I
would
say
it
has
an
insufficient
amount
of
choice
for
the
size
of
establishment,
and
given
the
establishment
is
unusually
small,
you
get
the
picture.
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