5/5 Jason B. 5 months ago on Google • 249 reviews
So
I
stop
by
my
favorite
tiki
bar,
The
Alibi,
for
a
quick
Mai
Tai
cocktail
on
my
way
home
back
to
Hillsboro.
It’s
a
Friday
afternoon
so
I
decide
I
better
bring
home
dinner…
pizza
sounds
good,
and
the
Googlemaps
says
there’s
a
great
place
right
across
the
street
called
Pinky’s.
I
wander
outside
and
sure
enough
there’s
Pinky’s
Pizza.
Walking
inside
to
place
my
order
and
I
think
I’ve
walked
into
the
wrong
place
somehow
because
this
looks
like
The
Great
Wall
of
Bourbon,
not
a
pizza
joint.
So
I
saddle
up
to
the
cool
looking
bar
and
order
an
old
fashioned
to
see
if
the
tender
is
any
good.
Oh
he
was
good…
veeeeeeery
good.
Wait,
why’d
I
come
in
here
again?
I
was
supposed
to
be
doing
something
else
but
instead
I
find
myself
finishing
my
1st
drink
and
ordering
a
cognac
Sidecar.
A
drink
that
no
one
makes
correctly
except
myself
at
home,
until
now
that
is.
I
quickly
realize
that
2
of
the
best
cocktail
bars
in
the
entire
Portland
metro
area
are
right
across
the
street
from
each
other,
and
both
are
still
a
solid
45
minute
drive
from
my
home.
Oh
the
torture!
Why
can’t
there
be
a
bar
this
good
within
staggering
distance
from
my
house,
or
at
least
a
cheap
Lyft
ride
away??
Welp
at
least
my
liver
is
grateful.
Oh
yeah,
so
order
a
half
funky
mushroom
and
half
double
pepperoni
pizza
to
go.
Are
you
effing
kidding
me?!
They
make
fantastic
pizza
too!
Something
Hillsboro
does
not
do
well,
and
neither
does
Beaverton
except
maybe
Ranch.
Otherwise
you’re
driving
clear
out
to
the
Last
Lap
in
Cornelius
for
a
great
pizza.
My
ONLY
complaint,
and
it’s
a
doozy,
is
that
the
pizza
needed
more
toppings.
Not
Abby’s
style
more
(freaking
love
Abby’s
but
this
is
a
thinner
style
different
altogether)
but
the
mushrooms
were
very
sparse,
maybe
every
5th
bite.
And
“double”
pepperoni
means
they
use
2
different
kinds,
they’re
not
referring
to
the
amount
of
pepperoni.
Both
kinds
are
excellent
and
a
bit
spicy
which
was
perfect.
Just
double
the
amount
of
those
awesome
flavorful
mushrooms
and
I’m
buying
a
house
next
door.
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