5/5 Marc B. 1 year ago on Google • 556 reviews
Im
really
going
to
enjoy
writing
this
review,
as
it's
a
one
off
imho.
First,
bad
points,
the
place
is
a
hole,
plastic
tables
and
chairs,
not
welcoming,
quite
dirty,
impersonable
-
hurded
in
an
rushed
through
to
get
you
out.
It's
open
Friday
night,
so
is
very
busy
then,
which
is
why
we
reserved
a
table
-
needn't
have
bothered-
they
just
ignored
that
and
sent
us
to
the
back
of
the
queue.
We
eventually
got
sat
and
presented
with
the
most
ridiculous
array
of
meze
dishes,
maybe
25
or
so,
Inc
bread
and
a
jug
of
sweet
lemon
drink.
Then..
we
were
given
the
menu.
Nobody
explained
any
if
this
to
us
-
and
they
won't
to
you,
so
here's
how
it
works.
The
massive
salad
meze
is
served
to
everyone
(you'll
get
the
same
size
and
amounts
if
you're
alone
as
you
will
for
4
people
-
but
it'll
keep
getting
replenished
if
it
runs
out
-
which
it
won't..
ever.
If
you
choose
any
main
course,
then
the
meze
is
free,
otherwise
it's
60sheks
per
person
without
a
main.
My
menu
was
whipped
out
of
my
hand
before
id
even
looked
at
it,
but
we
ordered
the
sea
bass
and
a
lamb
kebab
(even
though
I
was
told
it
was
beef
-
it
was
fairly
l
definitely
lamb).
Then
we
were
asked
if
we
didn't
mind
moving
tables,
and
I
don't
mean
moving
to
another
table,
i
mean,
picking
the
table
-
food
and
all
-
up
and
pushing
into
a
corner.
We
did
that
too.
I
wouldn't
describe
any
of
the
food
to
be
absolutely
top
notch,
but
I
would
say
that
it's
fantastic
for
the
type
of
food
and
place.
The
sea
bass
was
fresh
and
very
well
cooked,
and
the
kebab
(which
I
only
ordered
on
principle)
was
excellent.
Id
say
half
the
meze
dishes
were
fab,
basic
fresh
and
perfectly
oversized,
the
other
half
were
merely
very
good
-
mostly
no
frills
-
but
solid
performers.
Stuffed
isn't
a
strong
enough
word,
and
I
really
had
to
restrain
myself,
as
im
a
fat
pig.
We
even
took
a
container
full
home
with
us,
no
qualms,
no
hesitation
(some
reviews
have
mentioned
not
being
able
to
do
so,
but
we
did
without
fuss).
A
few
fried
honey
puffy
balls
(whatever
they
were)
later,
and
coffee
too
-
all
part
of
the
freebies
-
enough
was
enough.
Finally..
the
bill..
different
reviews
quote
different
prices,
and
I
was
expecting
some
snag
or
catch..
but
no..
kebab
was
84,
sea
bass
was
119
-
total
203sheks
before
tip,
about
£50.
Nothing
else
is
charged.
So
in
essence,
it's
a
3
star
place,
the
food
quantity
takes
it
to
a
4,
the
quality
goes
up
to
beyond
a
5,
therefore
i
really
want
to
give
this
magic
hell
hole
a
6..
imagine
if
they
sorted
out
the
negatives..
they'd
be
a
7/5
stars
phenomena.
Well
done
guys,
and
shame
on
you
at
the
same
time...
Massively
massively
recommended