1/5 Gomathy L. 4 months ago on Google
A
must-visit
for
Minions
Their
main
indoor
restaurant
is
now
called
Swathi.
If
you
have
ever
wondered
what
it
feels
like
to
live
a
minion's
life,
you
MUST
visit
Swathi
Restaurant
@
Mascot
without
delay.
Hospitality
and
5
star
service
are
so
2019.
Jet
setting
into
2020s
is
this
restaurant
where
you
will
be
made
to
locate
the
menu
with
a
mini
treasure-hunt
that
will
take
you
all
over
the
waiter
stations
and
then
separate
the
sticky
pages
to
find
the
dishes.
Nothing
like
an
adrenaline
spurt
to
get
the
appetite
going.
Once
you
have
placed
the
order,
you
will
now
have
to
find
a
way
to
drink
water.
Sure
there
are
glasses
but
what
to
fill
them
with?
You
notice
that
there
are
a
few
blue-shirt
donned
stewards
flitting
about.
It
isn't
enough
to
just
catch
their
eye.
If
you
make
any
sudden
gestures,
they
will
run
off
like
deer
into
the
forest.
Hold
their
gaze
with
your
own
till
they
are
in
speaking
distance,
and
then
in
Malayalam
and
Malayalam
only
must
you
mention
your
need
for
vellam.
Now
repeat
this
performance
5
times,
with
each
practice
session,
use
kaizen
to
improve.
Then
finally
pick
up
the
glass
and
go
locate
a
water
filter
just
before
the
kitchen
entry
and
fill
it
up
yourself.
Service
is
for
the
weak.
If
you
thought
your
food
would
be
here
now,
you
are
wrong.
You
should
now
get
comfortable
with
all
the
staff
on
the
floor.
If
you
want
to
eat
today,
get
on
a
first
name
basis
with
the
staff
in
the
next
15
mins.
Talk
to
them,
become
friends.
Get
invited
to
their
homes.
Act
upon
the
invites
coz
maybe
the
food
that
you
ordered
is
waiting
there
for
you.
The
Lord
works
in
mysterious
ways.
After
a
while,
you
will
either
leave
or
fall
down
writhing
in
front
of
the
kitchen
floor
in
hunger.
Someone
will
finally
take
pity
on
you
and
bring
the
food
to
your
table.
Remember,
service
is
for
the
weak.
Serve
your
own
damn
food.
Who
needs
plates
anyway?
Eat
right
out
of
the
damn
bowls.
Once
you
have
eaten,
work
to
find
your
bill.
If
you
came
here
for
a
dinner,
enjoy
the
sunrise
on
your
way
out
and
hear
the
joyous
chirp
of
the
birds
in
the
morning
welcoming
you
at
the
exit
of
Mascot
Hotel.
Lived
like
a
true
minion,
an
unforgettable
experience.