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Umami Beach Resort

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😠 Horrible, horrible place ! The manager was very rude, arrogant, unwelcoming and unreasonable. You could not feel comfortable in this place because all of the staff was mistreated and working with fear in their eyes. A place that does not at all represent the values of hospitality as an industry or... People often mention beach, staff, good, clean, service, nice, Albania, resort, shum,


Address

Static Beach Resort Karpen, Albania

Contact

+355 68 673 6603

Rating on Google Maps

3.80 (119 reviews)

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  • 1/5 Elio T. 2 years ago on Google
    Horrible, horrible place ! The manager was very rude, arrogant, unwelcoming and unreasonable. You could not feel comfortable in this place because all of the staff was mistreated and working with fear in their eyes. A place that does not at all represent the values of hospitality as an industry or Albania as a country. Do your self a favour and stay away 😊
    7 people found this review helpful 👍

  • 1/5 junida b. 4 years ago on Google
    Unfriendly staff, the priciest very high, very dirty place,the food wasn't as good as it was done from the marketing. Never again! The baddest service in Albania. July 2019
    4 people found this review helpful 👍

  • 1/5 Drini C. 2 years ago on Google
    Beach not clean, one of the worst I've seen in a long time. Restaurant expensive for Albania standards, comparable to Dhermi. Rude staff with stupid rules, food and drinks are not allowed and that's the welcome phrase from the staff. We were even not allowed to play with a beach ball near the shore, simple passes, not football. Never heard this rule in any european beach that I visited. Avoid this place and don't go only because of the marketing name of Renato Mekolli like we did, you'll get disappointed
    3 people found this review helpful 👍

  • 1/5 Taulant N. 4 years ago on Google
    The baddest food and service in Albania. No tasty. Btw expensive than a quality they gave to a customer. I never come back this place again. This guys are really horrible, No thank you or welcome from them. This bar is existing only due to the name of the owner. nothing else. Never again! Date of visit: July 2019
    3 people found this review helpful 👍

  • 5/5 Stefan Hostrup M. 4 years ago on Google
    Brilliant place for a calm and lovely holiday by the sea with a fantastic beach and equally marvelous staff - a great time at Umami/Static beach resort - definitely a favorite place to return to.
    3 people found this review helpful 👍

  • 5/5 lisa d. 5 years ago on Google
    Love this place! Very clean, food is amazing, the water is very warm. I enjoyed the lively atmosphere, beautiful people. This is a small resort with pleanty of amenities. If you are visiting albania, you must go and stay a couple of days. Its very close to the international airport.
    2 people found this review helpful 👍

  • 4/5 Stefan O. 4 years ago on Google
    Perfect weekend (1 or 2 days) getaway from Tirana or Durrës. Umami is somewhat remote and a cab driver could have problems to locate the hotel. Once here you will be depending on the restaurant and bar on site. There is a small shop 10 up the road. Staff is super friendly and flexible. Coffee is excellent and the breakfast is good.
    2 people found this review helpful 👍

  • 5/5 Turridunl 8 months ago on Google
    Super relax location. If you like quiet chill location, this is the right spot. Rooms are new and clean, good bed and a good working shower with good water pressure. Breakfast is simpel standard Albanian breakfast, water, orange juice and plate with egg, cheese, salami, 4 croissants and petula. Dont forget to ask for your coffee, they will serve it on your table. The beach is clean and wide and and the sunbeds are free for hotel guests. There are enough beds and are more spacious than in other locations where everything is cramped. Every night there is a spectaculair sunset. They have a big vegetable garden where they grow alot of their own vegetables. I will for sure come back one time.
    1 person found this review helpful 👍

  • 5/5 Ruzi E. 10 months ago on Google
    It was a surprisingly excellent experience. The place is located in a quiet area in the southern end of Golem Beach. The food has been good, and the service was attentive. I highly recommend this place. We will be back.
    1 person found this review helpful 👍

  • 4/5 Volker F. 5 years ago on Google
    (Translated by Google) Still under construction, nice operator (Original) Noch im Aufbau, netter betreiber
    1 person found this review helpful 👍

  • 5/5 Ejona P. 5 years ago on Google
    Amazing sea and mountain view. A very cozy and modern place. Offers delicious food and drinks.
    1 person found this review helpful 👍

  • 1/5 lela s. 4 years ago on Google
    (Translated by Google) Very bad !! You cannot eat food or drinks brought from the outside do not have gluten-free food. WE HAVE FORBIDDEN TO DO PHOTOS. The horrendously poorly organized and rude staff. Expensive absoluteness prices failed I will not go back again. 0 stars (Original) Pessimo!! Non si può mangiare il cibo o bevande portate dall esterno non hanno il cibo senza glutine . CI HANNO VIETATO FARE FOTO . Il personale orrendo mal organizzato e maleducati. Prezzi costosi assolutamento bocciato non ci tornerò più. 0 stelle
    1 person found this review helpful 👍

  • 1/5 klea s. 4 years ago on Google
    (Translated by Google) It was horrible. The arrogant staff, very high prices and on the beach you could not drink or eat things brought from home or bought before. And you couldn't even take pictures, they forbade us from taking pictures. I strongly advise against coming to this place. I put a star but it doesn't even deserve one. (Original) È stato orribile. Lo staff arrogante, prezzi altissimi e in spiaggia non si poteva ne bere ne mangiare cose portate magari da casa o comprate prima. E non si poteva neanche fare foto, ci hanno vietato di scattare delle foto. Sconsiglio vivamente di venire in questo posto. Ho messi una stella ma non ne merita neanche una.
    1 person found this review helpful 👍

  • 1/5 Richard 2. 4 years ago on Google
    (Translated by Google) A star but does not deserve even one (Original) Una stella ma non ne merita neanche una
    1 person found this review helpful 👍

  • 5/5 Michelle Johansson M. 4 years ago on Google
    (Translated by Google) very good pizza. the rooms are really nice. the staff is very nice. I am from Sweden and this hotel has high quality. hello Peter from Michelle Johansson (Original) väldigt god pizza. rummen är jätte fina. personalen är väldigt trevlig. jag är från Sverige och det här hotellet har hög kvalitet. hej Peter från Michelle Johansson

  • 1/5 smansaku 5 years ago on Google
    One staff said you need to book a room in order to use the playground for the kids

  • 1/5 Erinda B. 5 years ago on Google
    some names are bigger than their performance.....

  • 5/5 Agnieszka K. 8 months ago on Google
    Nice place for reset with your family :) the beach is 50m from the rooms :) food is so good.. ex. seafood, local brioszka. The waiter from Umami Restaurant were very very kind! :) The ovner of this place is very helpful. Rooms were clean. Their have air conditioning, wifi and tv. The resort has its own sunbeds and access to the beach !! Sea views was beautiful !!! We'll back on this place!

  • 3/5 E S. 8 months ago on Google
    Dont know really what to say. The location is remote and its close to the sea. It was quiet and not too many people on the beach. Umbrellas and sunbeds appropriate. Could not really enjoy the sea due to jellyfishes everyday. Breakfast very, very, very basic. Not buffet style. Each morning we were asked what kind of eggs we want. We were than served egg of the choice with one or two slices of salami, two slices of tomato and three slices of cucumber. We were served each morning one croissant with chocolate and one with cheese. We were not given any bread, we had to ask for it every morning, and received one slice per person of not fresh bread. We have got also a 0.75 L bottle of watter and one glass of peach juice every morning. It seems that every peace of food brought to us was checked and calculated. Only on our departure day we were given double portions, i.e. two croissant with chocolate and two with cheese per person and I failed to understand why. The closest very small marked is 500 metars away but any bigger market was 15 minutes drive. No place to walk around since it is an isolated area. We had mosquitos as well. Rooms large but basic. Water dripping below the sink which I fixed. It does not need much to improve a bit to greatly increase customers satisfaction.

  • 5/5 Emelie D. 8 months ago on Google
    The hotel is at the beach. There were reserved sun beds for hotel guests. The beach is clean and the waters are mostly calm with some waves The rooms were clean and new. Nice shower and the pillows were comfortable The breakfast is delicious. They bring you melon and watermelon, petula (Fried dough very tasty), croissants (either with chocolate or jam), and a egg. On the weekends is the lunch very busy. Very nice place and very quiet and calm.

  • 5/5 Justina K. 2 years ago on Google
    Nice place 😍

  • 1/5 Rixhena L. 2 years ago on Google
    bad service , unhelful and rude manager!

  • 1/5 BRUNO A. 3 years ago on Google
    (Translated by Google) Very poor service and rude staff, extremely dissatisfied. We waited for 1 hour at the table and at the end one of the waiters said that we had to get up because other people would come who were a group of more people than us. Very very very dissatisfied, they have left us with very bad taste. (Original) Shërbim shumë i dobët dhe staf i pasjellshëm, tej mase të pakënaqur. Pritëm 1 orë në tavolinë dhe si përfundim njëri nga kamerierët tha qe duhet të çoheshim sepse do vinin persona te tjerë qe ishin grup më shumë persona se ne. Shumë shumë shumë të pakënaqur, na kanë lënë shije shumë të keqe.

  • 1/5 Armando N. 2 years ago on Google
    Horrible place! Don't think of visiting this place. Horrible service starting from the guy who manages the umbrellas, followed by the waiters. Don't think of spending a penny in this place. People who don't evaluate the customer do not deserve to continue doing this kind of business.

  • 1/5 ani b. 4 years ago on Google
    (Translated by Google) The worst service in Albania. an arrogant staff and poor service. very expensive prices and nothing is allowed to get to the beach because the concept is to rob the vacationer as much as possible. never go there! (Original) Sherbimi me i keq ne Shqiperi. nje staf arrogant dhe sherbim i dobet.cmime shume te shtrenjta edhe asgje nuk lejohet te merni ne plazh sepse koncepti eshte qe ta vjedhin pushuesin sa me shume.kurr mos shkoni aty !

  • 5/5 Petrit G. 6 years ago on Google
    (Translated by Google) Very good service, good but modern menu that should be (Original) Sherbimi shum i mire, menu e mire por me moderne se duhet te jete

  • 5/5 Johnny M. 5 years ago on Google
    Ok ok so nice

  • 5/5 Luca G. 4 years ago on Google
    (Translated by Google) A nice resort, well-kept, wide beach and available to guests .. Very courteous and personalized welcome from the manager (Original) Un bel resort, curato, spiaggia ampia e a disposizione degli ospiti.. Molto cortese ed accoglienza personalizzata del manager

  • 5/5 Franz S. 5 years ago on Google
    (Translated by Google) Very clean, just worth a trip, (Original) Sehr sauber , einfach noch ein Reise wert,

  • 3/5 IL M. 5 years ago on Google
    (Translated by Google) Nice comfortable place is very quiet (Original) Posto bello confortevole è molto tranquillo

  • 4/5 Petr �. 4 years ago on Google
    (Translated by Google) Slow sea, campsites on not very good facilities more expensive (Original) Pozvolné moře, kempy na nepříliš dobrou vybavenost dražší

  • 4/5 Sascha R. 4 years ago on Google
    (Translated by Google) Very nice little beach resort. Room simple but very clean. Private, clean beach. The breakfast is delicious. The associated restaurant is high priced for Albania, but the food is good. (Original) Sehr schönes kleines Beach Resort.Zimmer einfach aber sehr sauber.privater,sauberer Strand.das Frühstück ist lecker. Das zugehörige Restaurant ist für Albanien Recht Hochpreisig, aber das Essen ist gut.

  • 5/5 Matilda H. 4 years ago on Google
    I like this place

  • 5/5 renato s. 4 years ago on Google
    (Translated by Google) Great advice for a total ax (Original) Ottimo consiglio per un rel ax totale

  • 4/5 Jean Frederic B. 4 years ago on Google
    (Translated by Google) Great service, very clean, ask Peter (Original) Service super ,très propre,demandez Peter


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