1/5 Michael W. 10 months ago on Google
The
only
good
things
about
this
club
is
it's
free
entry,
and
I
exited
unhindered
by
any
staff,
30
minutes
later.
I
arrived
at
11pm
one
night
last
week.
I
was
clearly
the
only
customer
in
there
as
when
I
walked
in,
the
ladies,
who
had
been
sitting
around
chatting
to
each
other,
seemed
shocked
and
kind
of
jumped
to
attention
and
quickly
walked
over
to
sit
at
the
bar,
staring
at
me.
Approximately
10
of
them,
which
was
unnerving.
A
guy
then
showed
me
to
a
seat.
The
seats
were
old,
stained
and
had
a
few
holes
in.
A
plump
guy
then
came
over
to
me.
This
is
our
conversation:
"Hello,
what
would
you
like
to
drink?"
he
asked.
"Please
give
me
the
drinks
menu."
"We
don't
have
one.
I
will
tell
you
the
prices."
"No
menu?!
OK
I'll
have
a
raki,
please."
"We
don't
have.
We
have
beers
if
you
want."
"How
much
are
they?"
"700
LEK
each
bottle."
"OK,
heineken
please.
How
much
is
it
to
buy
a
lady
drink?"
"Gin
and
tonic?"
"I
don't
know
what
the
lady
wants
to
drink
yet."
"Gin
and
tonic?"
"OK.
How
much?"
"1500
LEK"
"And
how
much
for
a
private
show,
just
me
and
the
dancer,
she
dance
for
me?"
"7000
LEK."
"7000?!"
"Yes,
but
she
go
topless
for
you."
Awful
place.
Really.
So
expensive,
especially
for
Albania,
and
for
nothing
much.
4
of
the
women
were
good
looking,
4
average,
2
terrible.
One
of
the
terrible
ones
came
over
and
sat
with
me,
quickly
followed
by
a
barman
who
tried
to
pressure
me
into
buying
her
a
drink.
No,
I
said,
and
I
added
that
I
was
still
waiting
for
my
300
LEK
change
from
the
1000
I
paid
for
a
beer
20
minutes
ago.
I
was
paid
this
eventually.
While
I
drank
my
beer
two
women
danced
on
the
pole,
one
after
the
other.
They
looked
bored
and
didn't
even
take
anything
off.
I
left
soon
afterwards.
The
strangest
and
worst
lapdancing
club
experience.
No
wonder
the
club
was
empty.
I
am
suspicious
of
all
the
great
reviews
it
gets.
Tirana's
a
great
place,
but
not
for
this
type
of
entertainment.
I
should
have
stuck
to
the
bars,
which
are
fine.
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