2/5 Andrew H. 4 months ago on Google
First
tip
-
zero
signs
at
the
"vicount
and
ALT
hotel
stop"
tell
you
where
to
go.
Should
have
clued
in
when
the
crowds
went
away
from
the
stairs
down
to
the
hotel
that
its
not
worth
the
price...
4
trips
to
the
lobby
before
I
can
settle
in
is...
a
sign
of
a
hotel
I'll
only
stay
in
once.
Lightswitches
have
worked
for
decades
-
why
add
the
"insert
the
key
to
make
them
work"
feature,
which
wasn't
correct...
after
10
min
of
inserting
the
key,
running
to
every
light
switch
to
try
to
figure
out
how
it
stays
on,
just
to
have
the
room
go
dark,
a
trip
to
the
lobby
(because
the
phone
put
me
on
hold)
revealed
LEAVE
the
key
inserted.
Neat
-
also
stupid.
Because
as
someone
who
travels
for
a
living,
go
to
room,
key
in
right
pocket..
not
go
to
leave
room,.turn
off
lights,
remove...
key...from...lightswitch?
Why?
So
then
restaurant
is
closed,
but
small
snack
bar.
Select
ham
and
cheese
sandwich
and
grab
a
glass
of
red
wine
(pork,
cheese,
wine...
why
not?)
Get
to
room.
It's
egg
salad,
and
they
either
repurpased
it
from
yesterday
(11:30pm),
or
they
selected
stale
bread
to
start...
and
it
turned
out
to
be
egg
salad.
Upon
returning,
buddy
said
"I
charged
you
for
egg
salad."
Neat...
I
don't
know...
I
selected
a
sandwich
from
the
ham
and
cheese
row
(the
only
sandwich
there).
"OH...."
manager,
code,
15
min
later,
return
bill,
repay
for
wine...
back
to
room.
Now
I'm
hungry,
and
unimpressed...
stay
at
the
Sheraton
and
don't
bother
with
the...
I
don't
even
know
what
they
are?
Tricks?
Gimmicks?
Honestly-
3
elevators,
only
2
work.
Light
switches
that
don't
work.
Tiny
TV
with
no
features.
Why
am
I
paying
premium
prices
for
a
hotel
with
no
signs
to
get
to
it,
that
I
need
an
instruction
manual
to
stay
in
the
room?