3/5 Joshua B. 2 years ago on Google • 215 reviews
I
didn't
see
any
certifications
posted
proudly
on
walls...
It
was
ok.
I
was
looking
for
a
massage,
last
minute,
and
couldn't
get
in
with
the
usual
suspects.
So
I
looked
around,
solely
based
on
google
reviews
and
a
combination
of
proximity.
This
place
came
up.
My
masseuse
spoke
almost
no
English,
making
the
description
of
any
problems,
pinpointing
effective
pressure,
etc
all
the
more
difficult.
She
was
friendly
enough.
Something
tells
me
they
don't
dress
the
way
she
did
when
grandma
comes
in
or
when
a
woman
is
on
the
table.
She
was
wearing
large
sweats
when
she
showed
me
to
the
door.
To
my
amazement,
she
was
wearing
a
very
short
black
dress
when
I
flipped
over
halfway
through.
I
can
assume
this
was
in
an
effort
to
elicit
a
higher
tip
from
a
tall,
middle-aged
white
male
whom
she
may
have
suspected
was
looking
for
this
kind
of
thing.
I
would've
preferred
a
better
quality
massage
and
the
sweat
pants,
however.
The
massage
was
below
average
due
to
the
communication
barrier.
The
place
was
clean
and
inviting,
if
not
very
professional
looking.
Don't
go
here
looking
for
therapy,
but
instead
find
what
I
would
describe
as
an
upgraded
version
of
what
my
wife
does
for
me
once
a
week,
after
the
kids
go
to
bed.
Also,
the
"1
hour"
massage
was
precisely
42
minutes.
Most
places
do
50-55
for
what
they
term
1
hour
due
to
booking
turnover
needs.
Verdict:
in
a
pinch,
go
here
for
a
decent
relaxation
massage.
The
price
can
be
justified
for
that.
Don't
go
if
you
need
therapy,
deep
tissue,
or
focus
work
because
I
suspect
none
of
them
are
licensed
for
that.
I
don't
want
to
throw
shade
here,
it's
just
a
strong
vibe
I
get
after
being
to
a
myriad
of
different
massage
companies,
in
multiple
states,
over
many
years.
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