1/5 Ehrenmann mit R. 6 months ago on Google
Once
upon
a
time,
in
this
medieval
tavern,
my
beloved
lady
found
herself
in
a
most
unfortunate
predicament.
A
glass,
as
delicate
as
a
princess's
tiara
and
as
valuable
as
a
dragon's
hoard,
decided
to
shatter
in
her
hand,
showering
her
in
fine
wine
as
if
it
were
the
kingdom's
worst-kept
secret.
But
alas,
the
serving
wench,
who
seemed
more
interested
in
practicing
her
'thousand-yard
stare'
than
in
any
heroic
deeds
of
customer
service,
paid
no
heed
to
our
damsel
in
her
grape-stained
distress.
Oh,
how
I
longed
for
a
time
when
servers
were
knights
in
shining
aprons,
ready
to
rescue
a
damsel
in
her
wine-soaked
distress!
Alas,
it
seems
we
were
stuck
in
a
realm
where
shattered
glass
was
just
another
chapter
in
the
never-ending
saga
of
tavern
mishaps.
Long
story
short,
would
not
recommend.
xoxo
Sir
Talkalot
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