1/5 Ankushee P. 2 months ago on Google • 1 review New
Vibes
Restro
Atmosphere:
Walking
into
The
Vibes
Restro
feels
like
stepping
into
a
Bar
rather
than
a
Club.
The
dim
lighting
barely
signifies
that
we
are
walking
into
a
dark
room
with
no
effects,
and
the
musty
smell
hits
you
like
a
punch
in
the
face.
The
furniture
looks
like
it's
been
salvaged
from
a
junkyard,
and
the
overall
ambiance
is
more
depressing
than
cozy.
#there
is
no
dance
floor
#the
washrooms
are
unhygienic
and
feel
like
they
are
not
cleaned
for
days
Service:
The
service
here
is
abysmal.
It's
like
the
staff
have
taken
a
vow
to
ignore
every
customer.
Good
luck
getting
anyone's
attention
to
take
your
order
or
even
just
to
ask
for
a
napkin.
And
when
they
do
finally
acknowledge
you,
their
attitude
is
as
sour
as
the
beer
they
serve.
Food:
If
you
enjoy
food
poisoning,
then
The
Vibes
Restro
is
the
place
for
you.
The
menu
is
a
sad
collection
of
greasy,
unidentifiable
items
that
taste
like
they've
been
sitting
under
a
heat
lamp
for
days.
I
wouldn't
feed
this
slop
to
my
worst
enemy.
Drinks:
The
drinks
selection
is
as
uninspired
as
the
decor,
the
Mocktail
tastes
like
vinegar,
and
the
cocktails
are
watered
down
beyond
recognition.
If
there
is
a
chance
You
better
off
bringing
your
own
flask
of
something
decent.
DJ
Performance:
I
visited
on
10th
Feb.
performance
can
only
be
described
as
a
train
wreck.
From
the
moment
he
started
spinning,
it
was
clear
that
he
had
no
sense
of
rhythm
or
taste
in
music.
His
transitions
were
jarring,
his
song
choices
were
completely
off
the
mark,
and
his
attempts
at
scratching
sounded
like
a
cat
being
strangled.
It's
like
he
was
trying
to
sabotage
the
party.
Hiring
DJ
was
the
biggest
mistake
of
the
night.
He
single-handedly
turned
what
should
have
been
a
fun,
memorable
event
into
a
cringe-worthy
disaster.
Save
yourself
the
agony
and
steer
clear
of
this
musical
catastrophe.
Standout
Features:
The
only
standout
feature
of
The
Vibes
Restro
is
its
remarkable
ability
to
drain
the
life
out
of
any
social
gathering.
If
you're
looking
for
a
place
to
feel
miserable
and
regret
your
life
choices,
congratulations,
you've
found
it.
Overall
Rating:
1/10
(and
that's
being
generous)