1/5 Matt N. 1 year ago on Google
Went
on
a
Saturday,
and
it
was
practically
dead.
And,
immediately
on
entry
and
across
the
day,
realised
it
looks
nothing
like
their
website.
The
site
is
dominated
by
three
large
barns
that
have
been
converted
into
experiences
-
but
with
no
staff
to
operate
them,
they
look
abandoned.
Outside
of
Halloween,
it's
fair
to
say
they're
pointless.
Half
of
the
attractions
weren't
working,
or
weren't
open,
for
most
of
the
time
we
were
there
-
probably
because
a
huge
shortage
of
staff,
of
whom
I
only
saw
a
few
towards
the
end
of
the
day.
I
found
one
child
playing
with
the
motor
for
one
of
the
bouncy
castles.
Good
job
I
stopped
them.
There
was
an
events
list
across
the
day
but
despite
looking,
we
didn't
see
any
actually
running.
The
food
was
atrocious.
I
threw
a
box
of
uncooked
frozen
chips
and
the
sorriest
'burger'
I
have
ever
seen
straight
in
the
bin.
Honestly
the
worst
food
I
have
*ever*
seen
at
a
venue.
I
had
a
misconception
that,
for
a
farm,
there
would
be
animals
to
look
at.
There
weren't
-
it's
an
arable
farm,
but
I
don't
hold
that
against
them
as
that
was
my
mistake.
Just
to
note,
if
you're
going
looking
for
animals,
it's
not
that
kind
of
farm.
So,
for
the
stuff
that
does
work,
and
had
staff
to
run
it,
it's
effectively
£11
a
head
for
a
public
playground.
The
lack
of
staff
makes
some
of
the
place
feel
outright
dangerous,
and
I
won't
be
going
back.
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