4/5 T. G. 2 years ago on Google
I
arrived
at
the
museum
about
40
minutes
prior
to
closure.
Scott,
the
usher,
delayed
my
enjoyment
of
my
limited
time
in
the
museum
by
nagging
me
over
the
fact
that
I
didn't
get
an
"online
ticket"
prior
to
my
arrival.
He
stated,
"everyone
knows
you
have
to
get
an
online
ticket."
I
challenged
Scott
on
his
assertion
that
"everyone
knows"
to
get
an
online
ticket.
Mainly,
because
stating
"absolutes"
is
something
that
adults
should
stray
away
from.
And
if
you
don't
know
why,
I'm
not
going
to
waste
my
time
here
explaining
it.
BTW,
two
things,
1)
the
museum
is
"absolutely"
free
&
2)
at
that
moment
in
time,
I
was
the
"absolutely"
only
visitor
in
the
museum.
Regardless,
I
swatted
Scott
away
like
an
annoying
"gnat''
&
proceeded
to
take
in
the
museum
with
my
now
35
minutes
left.
Paul,
on
the
other
hand,
is
the
absolute
"jewel"
of
the
National
Museum
of
the
United
States
Army.
While
I
made
my
way
into
the
WWII
exhibit,
Paul
graciously
greeted
me
&
in
"50
cal
machine
gun
style"
proceeded
to
rattle
off
"fact
after
fact
after
fact"
concerning
this
particular
exhibit.
I
couldn't
help
but
stop
&
listen
to
his
interesting
tidbits
of
knowledge
&
factually
accurate
information.
Paul
is
a
consummate
professional
who
takes
pride
in
his
work
&
it
shows.
On
this
relatively
small
venue,
the
museum
does
provide
colorful
&
copious
visual
artifacts,
displays
&
sculptures
representing
the
rich
history
of
the
US
Army.
Prior
to
my
departure
from
the
museum,
I
did
mention
to
Scott
something
that
everyone
absolutely
loves
at
museums
&
that's
the
souvenir
crush
penny
machines.
The
museum
should
invest
in
a
couple
of
these
crush
penny
machines.
You
could
put
depictions
of
your
numerous
exhibits
on
the
pennys.