Very impressed by both the Delboy and the Peppa Pig. Both packed full of flavour and texture, just the right amount of messy. Also very impressed by the perfectly cooked and seasoned fries. A true asset to Deptford.

Got on the wrong train due to rushing and ended up bailing at Deptford to turn around. Found this delightful food van. Food was excellent, service exemplary and even had another customer let me have their chips so I could make my train with my full order. Only thought, a little more blue cheese on your Guv'nor burger is required.

Honestly 5/5. Some of the best dirty fries I have ever had. Now I wanna complain that the portion was not big enough for the price, and I do feel it wasn’t. The flavour, amount of meat and cheese etc has made me happpy as they tasted incredible Maybe just a bit more chips? My partner ordered a side of seasoned next to these, we are talking a massive price difference and not much to who Still the best I have had!!!

Great burger spot at the top of market yard. Burgers are quick, juicy and full of flavour. And the chips are sensational. I also appreciated the opening on New Year’s Day as the burger definitely saved my hungover soul. Owned by the same people as sharkbait and swim! Now if only I could get the oysters with the burgers…

Wow - the best burger and chips you can ask for. It’s my fifth time coming here, and the food has always been a 10! I can’t recommend Gobsmack’d enough!! Also Top Tip - it’s much quicker going direct rather than Deliveroo!!!

So thats how a burger is supposed to taste. Best burger and chips I've had in years, and top bloke serving as well. Cannot recommend more.

The burger was astonishingly good, the dirty fries were exceptional. Never thought I’d eat such good food from a trailer. INSANE

Excellent burger, placed the order and it was ready in about 5 minutes. Just enough messy and full of flavours. There's a few tables to sit down or takeaway. 10/10

Best smash burger in South east London. Ate the governor, everything you want in a burger and more. Their seasoning on the fries 👌👌👌 Thanks guys, will definitely be back!