4/5 Grace I. 10 months ago on Google
To
be
clear,
this
hotel
is
only
getting
4
stars
from
me
because
I
love
the
staff
(Milton,
Michael,
and
Jeremy
particularly).
Like,
“love,
love,”
as
in
not
dissimilar
to
Kate’s
affection
for
Leo
amidst
the
sinking
Titanic
(overly
dramatic?
I’ll
leave
that
to
the
reader).
When
Milton
said
goodbye
because
he
wouldn’t
be
there
the
last
two
days
of
our
stay
(his
off
days),
I
was
genuinely
sad.
He’s
a
delightful
person
and
spectacular
at
his
job
(not
good,
not
great,
spectacular,
which
is
better
than
good
and
great).
When
I
discovered
the
rooms
don’t
have
a
refrigerator
included
(you
can
pay
a
small
fee
for
one),
Michael
went
out
of
his
way
to
get
one
very
quickly
and
even
called
to
ensure
it
was
delivered.
Jeremy
had
to
put
up
with
us
on
several
matters
and
was
always
accommodating
and
clear.
Now,
the
hotel.
It
isn’t
terrible
generally,
and
I
admit
that
my
annoyances
have
mostly
to
do
with
my
situation
specifically,
but—
no
fridge
without
a
fee
(as
mentioned
previously),
no
microwave
(on
the
property),
no
door
on
the
shower
(like,
they
were
purposefully
designed
without
a
door).
I
could
go
on
but
this
review
is
lengthy
as
it
is
(you
are
very
welcome
for
breaking
it
into
small,
manageable
paragraphs).
I’m
a
bodybuilder,
so
the
microwave
situation
was….not
good.
There
was
some
sorcery
going
on
in
that
room.
In
the
end,
I
was
able
to
tell
my
coach
in
good
conscience
that
I
did
my
best
to
stay
on
plan
(shout
out
to
Starkist
chicken
packs
and
Crystal
hot
sauce).
I’ll
not
address
the
lack
of
shower
door.
In
summary:
Staff:
5
stars
Hotel:
3
stars
TOTAL
=
8
stars
Average
=
4
stars
(Is
the
math
above
at
all
reasonable?
Doubtful,
but
it
is
how
I
reached
4
nonetheless.)
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