1/5 Andrew M. 11 months ago on Google • 7 reviews
Oh,
where
do
I
even
begin
with
Jesters'
pie
shop?
My
recent
encounter
with
their
illustrious
beef
and
mushroom
pie
was
truly
an
experience
for
the
ages.
Brace
yourself
for
a
rollercoaster
of
disappointment
and
despair.
Picture
this:
I
excitedly
walk
into
Jesters'
pie
shop,
visions
of
savory,
meat-filled
pies
dancing
in
my
head.
I
order
their
"premium"
beef
and
mushroom
pie,
fully
prepared
to
be
blown
away
by
the
tantalizing
combination
of
succulent
beef
and
earthy
mushrooms.
Little
did
I
know
that
I
was
about
to
embark
on
a
wild
goose
chase
for
any
trace
of
actual
meat
or
mushrooms.
The
first
bite
was
like
stepping
into
a
culinary
twilight
zone.
Instead
of
sinking
my
teeth
into
tender
beef
and
hearty
mushrooms,
my
taste
buds
were
greeted
by
a
tidal
wave
of
gluey
gravy.
It
was
as
if
they
had
taken
a
vat
of
gravy,
waved
a
beef
and
mushroom
pie
somewhere
near
it,
and
called
it
a
day.
Bravo,
Jesters'
pie
shop,
bravo.
Now,
I'm
no
mathematician,
but
I'm
fairly
certain
that
the
ratio
of
gravy
to
actual
ingredients
was
somewhere
in
the
ballpark
of
99:1.
It
was
a
masterful
illusion—just
when
I
thought
I
had
found
a
hidden
treasure
trove
of
meat
or
mushroom,
my
bite
would
come
up
empty,
a
cruel
trick
played
by
the
pie
gods.
But
let's
not
forget
the
price
I
paid
for
this
delightful
experience.
Oh,
the
joy
of
shelling
out
a
small
fortune
for
a
pie
that
could
be
mistaken
for
a
puddle
of
gravy
with
a
stray
mushroom
or
two
floating
in
it.
Who
needs
financial
stability
when
you
can
have
pie-induced
bankruptcy,
right?
In
conclusion,
Jesters'
pie
shop
truly
outdid
themselves
with
their
beef
and
mushroom
pie.
If
you're
in
the
mood
for
a
pie
that
defies
the
laws
of
physics
and
mocks
your
taste
buds
with
its
meager
offerings
of
actual
filling,
then
look
no
further.
Jesters'
pie
shop
is
your
one-stop
destination
for
disappointment
and
regret.
Bon
appétit,
dear
masochists.
