Worst rated Massage therapists in London, United Kingdom

🫤 Very unsatisfied with massage experience. After being asked to pay before I had entered the cubicle, I went for a 30 min massage, was told it would be 'full body', but only my back and legs were massaged. The masseuse stopped having completed less than 25 mins of the massage, and although I asked...

😠 Please be warned if you are purchasing a wowcher voucher for eyelash treatment, the quality of service and application will be rushed and the lady will not give you a full lash like stated. She wont allow you to pick the length you want, I felt bamboozled and totally wasted my money and time. It's b...

😠 Warning : The worst spa experience ever. Do not recommend ! talkative staff however extremely unprofessional. I was booked a spa treatment, which included oxy cryo facial, full body massage , Indian head massage and manicure. Adequate massage. ( was given to me by an young girl who was on trial wi...

😠 Frankly my biggest put off was that they make it look like it is proper traditional Indian Ayurvedic massage and put a host of Indian god idols to create that impression. Having gone through dozens of genuine Ayurvedic massages in the past I can state clearly and honestly that the services here are...

🫤 so, I read mixed reviews, and i was there some years ago , and figured I'd go again. could read in recent reviews that they now want £20 plus £3 (newish extra charge of u want an hour of privacy) ,, I show up and it's £23 plus £5 (they don't tell u about the 5 unless you ask). I think it was the lac...

😠 The worst spa I've ever been to! So I booked a luxury hammam massage at this spa. There was nothing luxury about it, I turned up and had to find a member of staff who seemed like she couldn't be bothered to be there, next I got changed in the changing rooms that were dirty, paint peeling off the wal...

😠 The worst massage i have ever had. From start to finish it was unprofessional, they have no idea what they are doing, and clearly not qualified. Would not recommend this place to anyone, waste of money and left feeling upset not relaxed.

😠 Been here just because of my wife have a serious swell on her knee and I bring her to here for acupuncture treatment . First we walk into the shop , the woman ( doctor ) charge us for £10 for consultation fees and check whether what’s going wrong to my wife’s knee . What comes in a result that the d...

😠 I would give this zero stars if I could. I booked a massage online, and they took my details and took the money immediately. I arrived, was told my the receptionist to lie on the message table and “relax”. I waited for nearly fifteen minutes listening to a lot of banging and scraping upstairs (renov...

😐 My friend and I came here using a voucher that we got from a third party. This voucher was for some treatments and afternoon tea. The treatments were fine and the staff were nice and professional, but the afternoon tea was horrific. The value of this tea should have been about £30 per person but we...