Worst rated places in Funchal

Steer clear of these locations to ensure a positive experience in Funchal. Our list highlights the least favorable places to help you make informed choices and enjoy your time in the city. Ratings are based from 23 places in the city.

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Centro de Saúde de Santo António
Public medical center
👍 Having taken my grandmother to spend this time at my house, and being outside my grandmother's area of ​​residence, I thank the health center, essentially for nurse Joana and the assistant who accompanied her, in the treatments necessary for my grandmother at Travessa do Pilar, as they were in such...
1.80 (60 reviews)
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Snack Bar Tavern Grandfather
Restaurant
😠 WARNING: STAY AWAY FROM THIS RESTAURANT! TOTALLY A TOURIST TRAP! Food here is no good. Meat was too dry. The guy whom I don't know if is the boss or a waiter was very aggressive and pushy. He gave us a wrong order which was more expensive. We didn't know the difference so we ate it. When we found th...
1.90 (279 reviews)
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Oro Vivo
Goldsmith
😠 Funcionarias incompetentes sem saber o que vendem na parte dos relógios vendem um relogio a uma senhora para uma prenda de aniversario onde a senhora diz ser para um rapaz e dizer as caracteristicas do relogio que queria a nivel de funcionalidades e vendem um para rapariga e sem ter a funcionalidade...
1.90 (7 reviews)
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Supermarket Madeira Story Center
Grocery store
2.10 (36 reviews)
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Cover Me - Fórum Madeira
Cell phone store
😠 Muito mau o atendimento funcionárias sempre a passear para o café inves de estarem na loja atender os clientes e ainda fazem "cara de má" quando se chama para pedir ajuda de algum produto... É o café que lhes vai pagar o ordenado...
2.10 (9 reviews)
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Rima Coração
Restaurant
👍 Good experience. Quite cheap, generous quantity. You have two terraces in the front and back street.
2.30 (93 reviews)
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Parque de estacionamento Saba Hospital Cruz de Carvalho
Parking lot
😠 I wish the owners would publish the price list for everyone to see before entering
2.30 (62 reviews)
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Centro de Saúde do Bom Jesus
Public medical center
😠 This is typical of a third world country. They don't answer phones, they don't respond to emails, that is, they don't call the user at all. A few days ago they announced the creation of the "User Portal" where you could make appointments, request prescriptions, make complaints and so on, as nothing...
2.40 (111 reviews)
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Centro de Saúde Dr. Rui Adriano de Freitas
Public medical center
😠 They never answer the phone and they say there are no vacancies to make an appointment for a diabetic person, it's a shame, it's just the beginning of the year for God's sake, be patient. They don't want to work, they go home and give way to someone else.
2.40 (54 reviews)
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Clínica Santa Luzia
Medical clinic
👍 Excellent place with excellent service always ready to help anyone in need, I recommend it
2.40 (50 reviews)
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Copacabana Disco Bar
Night club
😠 Walked in all good got told I shouldn’t be wearing a casual top (even thought everyone else seemed to be dressed poorlier than myself) and that’s not me trying to big myself up, got let in to the club spent half an hour there loved it, came out got a stamp and the lady said I could go back in, howev...
2.50 (67 reviews)
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Villa Bocelli Restaurant
Restaurant
2.50 (20 reviews)
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Vespas
Night club
😠 As.a rep of Bacardi I came from London to Madeira to check what problems were going on in the club, I've asked to talk with the GM and got kicked out of the. Venue, after that 5 Min after got attacked by 6 guys in the main street, I've reported this and recommend no one to go there. Bacardi and they...
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2.60 (123 reviews)
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OUDINOT underground car park
Parking lot
😐 Location is ideal for exploring downtown Funchal. The entrance ramp is incredibly steep and can be daunting for people not used to driving in Madeira. Spaces can be tight and at awkward angles. But the main issue we faced is that there is only one machine to pay, that isn't located within the car...
2.60 (19 reviews)
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LUX ANGELS FUNCHAL
Adult entertainment club
😠 SCAM! To whoever is lucky enough to read this… don’t go here. The big belly buck will charge you £20 at the door for the worst money you’ve ever spent. The experience was a complete and awful scam. They could’ve had a spinning plate of a McDonald’s chicken nugget dinner and it would’ve been a better...
2.80 (36 reviews)
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IEM - Instituto de Emprego da Madeira
Government office
😠 Pure incompetence, they don't like working. They don't help at all, it takes forever to respond to emails and calls. Then they never know how to give correct information. Basically they are not there to help. Edit: I called IEM (mid-March) And there were 11 numbers in front of me, I decided to wait...
2.80 (33 reviews)
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H20 Bar
Bar
😠 muito má atenção do seu garçom. Rude para comensais. Se é a primeira vez que se visita o local não saberemos o que tem para oferecer. Só para perguntar se eles têm menu infantil, diga-nos se querem ir a um Mac Donald's.e espere 1 hora e 30 minutos pela comida. muito má atenção
2.80 (20 reviews)
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CitySightseeing Madeira
Bus tour agency
👍 Good tour shows a lot of funchal and bus's are clean and drivers very helpful. Good, we got the tickets for the 3 routes so we could visit many places and had good use of it.
2.80 (20 reviews)
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Residencial Greco
Hotel
Straightforward rooms with cable TV in an unassuming hotel offering a warm lounge.
$46/night
2.90 (260 reviews)
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Restaurante Take-away Da Sé
Restaurant
2.90 (53 reviews)
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