3/5 João M. 6 months ago on Google
TL;DR:
Not
worth
the
fortune
you're
charged!
Maybe
worth
€100.
Not
more.
Design.
Literally
the
only
thing
this
hotel
has
to
offer.
Well
that
and
the
cheesecake
at
the
restaurant.
But
is
that
worth
€200+/night
and
~€65/dinner/person/?
Absolutely
freaking
not.
This
is
not
a
bad
hotel,
mind
you
(even
as
you
read
my
review),
it's
just
that
the
price
is
not
justified.
At
all.
Rooms:
very
nice
design.
Period.
The
bathtub
had
hairs
inside
(black
hairs
on
black
bottom...).
No
separate
shampoo
(let
alone
conditioner)
and
shower
gel
(mind
you:
this
is
a
€200+
room).
Hand
soap
is
provided
but
no
place
where
to
put
it...
Wooden
floors
with
splinters
mean
you
can't
walk
barefoot.
A
lot
of
echo
means
you
can't
go
number
two
in
the
middle
of
the
night
without
your
other
half
hearing
you
passing
gas
in
their
sleep.
In
the
morning,
the
shade
for
the
opening
in
the
ceiling
still
lets
sunshine
through.
Restaurant
(dinner):
again:
design
and
the
cheesecake
at
the
end.
We
paid
€65
each
for
a
tasting
menu
full
of
things
that
are
cheap
to
make
(like
bread
and
cheese
or
ovos
rotos,
aka,
chips
with
fried
eggs
and
farinheira).
I
mean
they
were
good
but
defo
not
worth
€65.
We
ordered
a
caipirinha
which
was
served
over
ice
cubes
(as
opposed
to
with
crushed
ice),
which
made
it
taste
extremely
strong.
Terrible.
We
also
ordered
two
Nordés
gins
(€13?
each)
and
the
lady
serving
us
said
that
as
a
standard
they
were
served
with
bay
leaves
but
that
they
could
do
with
basil
leaves
instead.
Intrigued,
we
accepted
the
bay
leaves
suggestion.
They
came
both
with
basil.
It
wasn't
bad,
but
I
mean
what
a
farce
of
a
service
is
this?!
(again:
for
the
price
we
paid).
Restaurant
(breakfast):
to
the
same
standard
you'd
get
in
a
3+/4-star
/
€100(!)
a
night
hotel.
Even
then,
maybe
not
because
the
kiwis
were
super
acidic
and
the
watermelon
juice
tasted
sour
(as
if
the
uneaten
watermelon
from
the
day
before
was
used
to
make
the
next
day's
breakfast
juice;
just
speculating
but
I
wouldn't
exactly
put
it
past
them).
Pool
area:
Full
of
annoying
flies!
Only
bearable
if
you're
in
the
pool.
As
soon
as
you
step
outside
and
lay
down,
a
mini
swarm
of
13-14
flies
(yes,
we
let
them
land
on
us
and
counted)
comes
to
have
some
fun
at
your
expense
as
you
twitch
like
a
fish
out
of
the
water
trying
to
swat
them
away.
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