1/5 Switchy 10 months ago on Google
posting
this
reivew
for
a
friend.
Today
I
was
in
a
rush,
so
to
be
as
effecient
with
my
time
as
possible,
I
went
to
the
self
serve
machine
to
check
out
the
new
biscof
storms.
Turns
out
they
have
refused
to
update
the
software,
leading
to
my
time
being
wasted
and
my
stomach
remaining
emtpy....
for
the
time
being
at
least...
as
i
did
SOMEHOW
manage
to
end
up
ordering
a
meal
for
myself.
(if
you
can
even
call
it
that
without
the
desert
section.)
And
now
to
make
things
even
worse,
a
group
of
rambunctious
teenagers
have
stormed
the
building
and
are
obstructing
my
ablity
to
see
the
counter.
This
is
without
a
doubt
the
longest
i
have
been
forced
to
spend
ordering
a
supposed
"fast"-food
meal.
-food
review-
the
chips:
Slightly
dry,
although
the
dryness
leads
to
a
crunchy
and
fluffy
texture.
At
the
moment
im
quite
familiar
with
salt
and
these
chips?
I
can
indeed
confirm
they
have
got
salt
on
them.
as
a
matter
of
fact,
this
particular
batch
of
chips
seems
to
get
saltier
and
drier
the
closer
you
get
to
the
bottom
of
the
bag.
perhaps
its
my
tounge
that
has
become
drier
and
saltier
the
more
chips
i
consume?
Coca
cola:
watered
down
a
little,
mostly
due
to
the
ice
i
presume.
i
dont
know
if
they
have
really
given
much
consideration
to
the
concept
of
having
a
salty
meal
and
then
a
sweet
drink,
its
like
drinking
organge
juice
after
brushing
your
teeth.
However,
in
this
case
it
will
get
a
pass
as
it
worked
wonders.
The
burger:
it
seems
the
order
of
opperations
is
bun,
patty,
cheese,
pickle,
onion,
tomato,
and
finally
lettuce
at
the
very
top
(i
forgot
to
add
there
was
in
fact
a
bun
at
the
very
very
top).
Upon
taking
my
first
bite,
it
appers
as
though
the
lettuce
has
retreated
into
the
sauce,
which
was
also
pushed
further
back
into
the
sandwhich.
Making
my
first
bite
incredibly
underwhelming
and
dry.
That
being
said,
each
bite
subsecquently
improved
upon
the
last,
just
like
the
Beetles.
however,
much
like
the
Beetles,
i
am
indeed
prepared
to
be
dissapointed
by
my
last
bite.
upon
finishing
my
burger,
I
was
unfortunately
proven
correct,
as
just
like
"let
it
be"(1970)
by
the
Beetles,
the
last
bite
was
unfortunaly
just
as
dissapointing
as
their
final
album.
Conclusion:
as
i
rock
back
and
forth
in
the
centre
of
the
hungry
jacks
car
park,
pitifully
sipping
my
watered
down
coca
cola,
I
feel
nothing
but
a
full
belly
and
a
lighter
wallet.
(which
isnt
to
say
i
enjoyed
my
meal
by
any
means,
although
it
did
undoubtedly
take
up
space
inside
my
body.)
not
to
mention
the
immesuarable
feeling
of
dread
that
comes
with
the
inability
to
treat
myself
to
a
nice
desert
after
a
hearty
meal.
"And
when
the
dissapointed
people
eating
at
hungry
jacks
agree
There
will
be
an
answer,
let
me
eat
For
those
they
may
have
wanted
(a
biscof
storm)
there
is
still
a
chance
that
they
will
eat
There
will
be
an
answer,
let
me
eat"