1/5 zoë J. 7 months ago on Google • 9 reviews
I
recently
had
the
unfortunate
experience
of
ordering
a
spicy
hotdog
combo
from
the
infamous
franchise
store
called
"Lord
of
the
Fries."
To
say
that
it
was
a
disaster
would
be
an
understatement;
it
was
a
culinary
catastrophe
of
epic
proportions!
First
of
all,
let's
talk
about
the
overcharging
issue.
I
handed
over
a
crisp
$20
bill
to
the
cashier,
expecting
to
receive
my
change
as
any
reasonable
person
would.
However,
to
my
shock
and
dismay,
the
cashier
had
the
audacity
to
inform
me
that
there
would
be
"No
change!"
This
blatant
disregard
for
their
own
prices,
clearly
mentioned
on
the
wall,
left
me
fuming
and
feeling
like
I
had
been
swindled.
If
you
can't
trust
a
business
to
honor
its
own
prices,
then
what
can
you
trust
them
with?
Now,
let's
move
on
to
the
main
event:
the
spicy
hotdog
itself.
If
there
was
ever
a
contest
for
the
saddest,
most
lackluster
hotdog
in
existence,
Lord
of
the
Fries
would
take
home
the
grand
prize.
The
hotdog
was
not
only
uninspired
but
also
tasted
like
it
had
been
sitting
under
a
heat
lamp
for
days.
The
promised
spiciness
was
nowhere
to
be
found;
it
was
as
bland
as
a
beige
wall.
The
bun
was
stale
and
appeared
to
have
been
left
out
to
dry
in
the
desert
sun.
The
combo
meal
included
a
side,
and
I
chose
their
so-called
"fries."
What
I
received
can
only
be
described
as
a
pitiful
handful
of
limp,
undercooked
potato
sticks.
I
could
have
made
better
fries
blindfolded
with
one
hand
tied
behind
my
back.
To
add
insult
to
injury,
the
service
was
abysmal.
The
cashier's
indifference
to
my
overcharging
complaint
was
matched
only
by
the
apathetic
attitude
of
the
kitchen
staff,
who
seemed
to
be
going
through
the
motions
without
any
semblance
of
pride
in
their
work.
In
conclusion,
my
visit
to
Lord
of
the
Fries
was
a
total
nightmare.
I
paid
an
exorbitant
amount
for
a
subpar
meal,
got
overcharged,
and
was
treated
with
a
complete
lack
of
respect.
Save
your
taste
buds,
your
money,
and
your
sanity
by
avoiding
this
establishment
at
all
costs.
Lord
of
the
Fries?
More
like
Lord
of
the
LIES!