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Verily,
I
must
recount
the
woeful
tale
of
my
recent
sojourn
to
BURGER
KING,
whence
I
did
journey
in
pursuit
of
sustenance
for
mine
hungered
soul.
Alas!
What
bitter
disappointment
didst
await
me
therein.
The
fare,
though
priced
as
if
forged
from
the
finest
ambrosia,
proved
naught
but
a
tasteless
travesty
upon
mine
palate.
Yet,
'twas
not
merely
the
culinary
transgression
that
did
vex
my
spirit,
but
a
most
egregious
affront
to
common
decency:
the
demand
for
coin
in
exchange
for
the
humble
privilege
of
relieving
oneself
within
their
loo!
O,
what
brazen
impudence
is
this,
to
levy
a
toll
upon
the
basic
needs
of
fellow
mortals?
Thus,
with
a
heavy
heart
and
an
empty
purse,
I
departed
BURGER
KING,
vowing
nevermore
to
darken
their
doorstep,
and
to
regale
all
who
would
listen
with
the
cautionary
tale
of
their
avarice
and
disdain
for
the
common
folk."