5/5 Steve N. 5 months ago on Google
It
only
took
three
days,
but
I
finally
got
my
fries.
Part
2
So
the
waiter
runs
to
the
kitchen
and
he
comes
out
with
this
big
old
basket
of
fries
and
he
drops
them
on
my
table
quick
like
and
moves
on.
And
I
just
got
this
look.
And
my
wife
laughs
and
laughs
and
laughs.
I'm
not
kidding
you
guys.
There
were
seven
bottomless
fries
in
this
big
old
basket.
I
should
have
taken
a
picture
because
it
was
hilarious
how
sad
that
meager
portion
of
fries
looked
when
compared
to
a
basket
that
size.
If
any
of
you
were
there
on
Friday
night
around
7pm
and
your
basket
of
bottomless
fries
seemed
one
fry
light,
I'm
sorry
but
that
was
because
of
me.
I'm
guessing
dude
ran
to
kitchen,
grabbed
the
biggest
basket
he
could
find,
and
then
applied
one
fry
from
each
meal
that
was
ready
to
go
out
the
door.
That
had
to
be
it.
And
as
far
as
being
a
"bottomless"
basket
of
fries,
that
just
isn't
true.
I
could
very
clearly
recognize
the
bottom
of
my
basket
even
without
my
reading
glasses.
I
thought
I
would
just
get
over
it
and
continue
on
my
quest
to
find
the
most
American
cheeseburger
on
Earth.
But
I
haven't.
What
bothered
me
was
the
"honest
mistake".
You
see,
when
I
got
home
and
put
on
my
other
reading
glasses,
I
pulled
up
Red
Robin's
menu
and
nowhere
on
the
menu
do
they
offer
"heaping
pile
of
raw
carrots".
Not
anywhere.
How
could
the
waiter
have
"honest
mistakenly"
ordered
me
an
item
that
doesn't
even
exist
on
the
menu?
Was
the
waiter
just
overly
concerned
about
my
heath
and
deteriorating
eyesight?
Was
he
just
trying
to
help
me
out?
My
good
friends
say
that
he
probably
just
looked
at
me
and
decided
that
I'd
had
enough
fries
already.
Maybe
he
was
trying
to
save
my
life.
To
the
waiter:
I
appreciate
your
concern.
However,
you
should
know
that
carrots
do
not
really
have
a
significant
impact
on
a
person's
vision.
They
may
help
with
vitamin
A
deficiencies,
but
those
are
rare
in
the
western
world.
The
myth
was
actually
propagated
by
the
British
military
during
WWII.
They
had
made
significant
advances
in
radar
technology,
but
wanted
to
keep
it
on
the
down
low.
When
asked
to
explain
their
extraordinary
ability
to
locate
enemy
aircraft,
they
told
the
public
that
they
had
been
feeding
their
pilots
extra
carrots
and
it
had
positively
affected
their
vision.
To
Red
Robin:
Please
put
a
cheeseburger
on
the
menu.
Call
it
a
kids
menu
for
adults
if
you
want.
I
am
fine
with
that.
I
did
go
to
the
store
today
and
bought
myself
a
bag
of
fries.
I
am
hoping
this
may
give
me
some
closure,
but
I
don't
know.
You
should
know
however
that
you
still
owe
me
some
"standard"
fries.
"Bottomless"
I
might
add.
To
the
reader:
Thanks
for
spending
your
time
with
me.
This
was
fun.
I'm
not
going
to
leave
Red
Robin
a
negative
review
just
because
dude
wanted
to
mess
with
me.
I
don't
roll
like
that.
And
besides,
my
family
and
friends
have
enjoyed
laughing
with
me
about
it
and
that
is
priceless.
The
burger
was
good,
the
atmosphere
was
good,
and
the
fries
were
just
starting
to
get
good...
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