1/5 Chirantan R. 10 months ago on Google • 174 reviews
Oh,
brace
yourselves,
good
fellows,
for
the
tale
of
my
sojourn
in
this
curious
establishment
doth
prove
to
be
quite
the
comical
odyssey!
Alas,
I
found
myself
in
a
room
that
seemed
to
have
been
the
aftermath
of
a
most
raucous
revelry,
with
empty
vessels
of
vodka
tucked
away
in
the
cupboard
as
though
seeking
refuge
from
a
wild
night's
carousing.
Upon
retiring
to
my
slumber,
lo
and
behold,
the
bedsheet
itself
appeared
to
have
engaged
in
a
tumultuous
tango
with
the
mattress,
for
it
lay
askew
in
a
manner
that
no
doubt
puzzled
even
the
most
seasoned
bed-making
connoisseur.
And
as
I
ventured
into
the
privy,
I
was
met
with
a
sight
most
foul:
a
toilet
seat
that
appeared
to
have
been
bereft
of
any
attempts
at
cleansing!
But,
pray
tell,
the
amusement
did
not
end
there!
A
most
crucial
amenity
was
conspicuous
in
its
absence
-
an
iron,
an
indispensable
tool
for
one
who
wishes
to
present
oneself
in
a
state
of
sartorial
splendor,
especially
in
the
midst
of
such
grand
affairs
as
weddings,
which
this
establishment
doth
claim
to
host.
Alas,
when
I
dared
to
inquire
of
the
reception
for
this
much-needed
garment-smoothing
apparatus,
their
reply
did
naught
but
elicit
a
hearty
guffaw
from
me.
They
claimed,
with
no
small
measure
of
jest,
that
an
iron
might
eventually
make
its
way
to
my
abode,
but
only
once
it
hath
served
the
pressing
needs
of
other
guests.
Oh,
the
impudence!
Forsooth,
I
had
expected
a
swift
and
gracious
delivery
of
such
an
essential
tool,
rather
than
being
subjected
to
a
waiting
game
akin
to
a
knight
awaiting
his
much-delayed
squire.
In
truth,
dear
reader,
my
stay
in
this
establishment
did
prove
to
be
a
farcical
affair.
The
lack
of
order
and
cleanliness
didst
dance
an
amusing
jig
around
my
senses,
and
the
absurdity
of
their
iron-fetching
practice
did
provide
ample
fodder
for
a
stand-up
routine
of
the
highest
order.
Methinks,
if
one
seeks
to
revel
in
the
absurdities
of
life,
then
this
be
the
place
to
be!
But
if
thou
desirest
a
modicum
of
comfort
and
decorum,
thou
might
wish
to
seek
lodging
elsewhere.
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