2/5 David B. 7 months ago on Google
I
travel
a
great
deal
with
my
business
so
am
used
to
staying
in
hotels.
The
setting
of
this
hotel
is
stupendous
with
rolling
lawns
and
the
fells
in
the
distance
-
from
the
outside
it
looks
impressive.
Sadly
that
first
impact
waned
immediately
when
stepping
over
the
threshold.
The
place
looked
and
smelt
tired.
A
hint
of
dampness
purveyed
the
interior
including
my
bedroom
but
it
was
a
challenge
actually
checking
in.
Nobody
was
manning
reception
which
seemed
odd.
The
place
was
deserted
&
a
little
spooky.
The
Shining
came
to
mind!
I
called
out
for
service
and
eventually
a
male
member
of
staff
appeared
behind
reception
who
told
me
that
I
should
check
in
and
collect
my
key
not
at
reception
but
at
the
bar
down
the
corridor.
Once
again,
a
little
odd
given
that
the
reception
area
was
in
a
large
lobby
area.
I
went
to
the
bar
but
nobody
was
there.
Another
couple
wanting
to
check
in
ahead
of
me
were
in
the
bar
already
looking
as
bemused
as
me.
I
went
back
to
reception
but
no
sign
of
anyone
at
all.
On
returning
to
the
bar
a
male
member
of
staff
had
materialised
and
was
now
assisting
the
couple
ahead
of
me.
He
then
checked
me
in
but
all
this
to-ing
and
fro-ing
wasted
around
15
minutes!
It
felt
as
if
the
guests
were
there
for
the
staff
and
not
the
other
way
round.
A
little
bit
of
Fawlty
Towers
was
creeping
in.
Before
leaving
the
bar,
I
was
asked
what
time
I
would
like
breakfast
the
next
morning!
I
was
taken
aback
when
I
was
told
I
had
to
specify
a
precise
time!
Bizarre
question
to
someone
just
checking
in.
Armed
with
my
key
I
went
to
my
room
on
the
first
floor
down
a
dark
and
long
corridor.
A
very
poor
room
(smelling
of
dampness)
greeted
me
in
terms
of
style
and
decor.
Very,
very
tired-looking.
A
throw-back
to
the
1970s
-
Fawlty
Towers
era
of
course!
Basic
white
lighting
with
wobbly
wall
lights
over
the
rather
dodgy-looking
bed.
The
wardrobe
was
scruffy
&
looked
close
to
collapse.
The
rest
of
the
furniture
looked
similar.
The
TV
didn’t
work
&
nor
did
the
lavatory
flush.
I
had
to
open
the
cistern
to
get
it
to
flush
at
all.
Water
wasn’t
entering
the
cistern.
I
reported
both
problems
in
person
to
one
of
the
male
staff
members
who
huffed
and
puffed
at
my
complaint
and
made
me
feel
that
I
was
a
nuisance
-
echoes
of
Basil
once
again!
Breakfast
next
morning
was
ok.
It
was
self
service.
I
arrived
in
the
bar
area
at
precisely
the
time
I
had
to
specify
the
day
before
&
was
shown
to
my
rickety
table.
Cooked
breakfast
was
not
hot
but
luke
warm
so
I
skipped
this
fascinating
culinary
experience
the
following
morning.
Whilst
eating
breakfast
I
was
approached
by
a
male
staff
member
asking
me
to
specify
the
time
I
required
breakfast
the
next
day!
Very
very
odd.
I
stayed
at
this
strange
establishment
for
two
nights
whilst
visiting
friends
and
family
in
Garstang
and
that
period
was
quite
enough
for
me.
I
won’t
be
staying
there
on
my
next
visit.