2/5 Elise m. 10 months ago on Google
The
first
few
times
we
liked
it
so
we
went
back
but
we’ll
be
finding
a
new
place
next
time.
I
ordered
shrimp
“chow
mein”
but
apparently
THEIR
“chow
mein”
isn’t
what
NORMAL
“chow
mein”
is.
What
I
received
was
boiled
shrimp
with
cabbage.
That’s
it.
No
other
vegetables,
no
sauce
AND
MOST
IMPORTANTLY
NO
NOODLES.
A
quick
google
search
will
confirm
what
“chow
mein”
is
and
when
I
brought
my
food
back
to
show
the
woman
she
said
and
I
quote
“ohh
that’s
how
they
make
it
in
Queens
we
make
it
different”.
If
by
different
you
mean
completely
different
not
even
remotely
close
to
what
it
really
is
then
you
should
change
the
name
because
steamed
cabbage
mush
and
savory
saucey
thin
noodles
with
vegetables
and
meat
ARE
ENTIRELY
DIFFERENT.
Now
to
be
completely
honest
I
wasn’t
even
going
to
write
this
review
so
I’ll
now
explain
why
I
did.
I
drove
back,
ordered
something
else
(that
I
didn’t
want)
and
asked
for
PORK
FRIED
RICE.
I
drove
home,
hungrier
than
before,
to
find
that
my
“pork
fried
rice”
had
NO
PORK
IN
IT!
It
actually
had
nothing
in
it…
no
egg,
no
veg
literally
nothing
but
yellow
un-fried
rice.
Seriously?!
I
returned
the
wrong
food
to
get
now
more
wrong
food?
When
I
told
my
husband
about
the
rice
he
then
told
me
that
his
“pork
fried
rice”
also
HAD
NO
PORK!
I
called
back
and
the
woman
told
me
next
time
she
would
credit
me
but
nah
I’m
sorry
we’re
not
gonna
be
doing
this
song
and
dance
another
time.
The
woman,
May,
is
very
nice
and
personable
and
this
is
by
far
the
nicest/cleanest
looking
Chinese
take
out
restaurant
I’ve
ever
been
to
but
I
have
to
stand
with
the
food
when
it
comes
to
restaurants
and
I’m
done
here.