1/5 Adrian S. 2 years ago on Google
Don’t
be
fooled...although
there
are
some
friendly
staff
members,
this
“5
star”
hotel
is
a
joke.
First
room,
a
dark
stark
naked
“studio”
on
the
ground
floor.
Second
room,
a
warn
down
mattress
on
a
creaky
bed
frame,
no
internet,
broken
doors
&
fixtures,
and
a
leaking
ceiling.
Third
room,
on
arrival,
a
deluge
(literally
an
indoor
monsoon)
of
rainwater
that
soaked
the
entire
hallway.
Help
(at
midnight)
collect
the
buckets
of
water
with
your
garbage
bin
and
towels,
not
even
a
thank
you.
The
following
night,
well
a
visit
to
El
Mercado
restaurant
to
perhaps
improve
our
impression
of
the
hotel!
Nope…FLAVOURLESS
pasta,
overcooked
meat,
and
a
sad
selection
of
overpriced
mass-produced
wines.
Those
were
the
first
complaints,
but
then
they
miss
all
the
little
things
too.
Sit
by
the
pool?
Get
ready
to
hear
the
exact
same
music
on
a
loop
every
day,
multiple
times
per
day.
Ask
that
they
change
it…Thanks
for
the
suggestion,
we’ll
look
into
it.
Privacy
in
your
room?
Nope,
not
only
were
we
walked
in
on
without
a
knock
and
the
privacy
sign
on,
but
we
witnessed
it
happen
to
someone
else
on
our
first
day
too.
Have
an
unpleasant
experience
in
their
restaurant…well
they
offer
you
a
drink
to
make
up
for
it,
then
bill
you
for
it!
Leave
a
bottle
of
wine
at
the
restaurant
you
fled
because
it
was
so
bad,
find
it
in
your
room
without
even
a
request
to
enter…creepy!
Even
when
attempting
to
limit
interactions
with
the
hotel,
they
find
a
way
to
ruin
you
stay.
Just
an
awful
hotel…so
much
potential
but
find
somewhere
else
to
go…let
this
place
be
recognized
as
the
dump
that
it
is.
It’s
not
swanky,
it’s
classless.
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