2/5 Michael B. 2 months ago on Google • 1462 reviews New
This
is
a
tourist
trap
if
I've
ever
eaten
at
one.
You
won't
get
good
food
here.
Only
the
chocolate
used
with
the
churros
and
the
cider
are
solid.
It's
a
frustratingly
bland
menu
given
the
huge
popularity.
The
churros
are
famous
but
we
were
given
a
clearly
stale
or
bad
batch.
I
shouldn't
have
to
fight
a
churro.
It
should
be
soft
inside,
slightly
crisp
outside,
and
not
a
combative
stick.
Any
American
dad
could
make
you
a
better
burger
on
their
backyard
grill.
The
potatoes
were,
well,
potatoes.
I
heard
a
tour
guide
outside
say
this
is
where
you
find
locals.
Everyone
inside
was
speaking
English,
Mandarin,
and
broken
Spanish.
Americans,
let
me
translate:
this
is
the
Mi
Tierra
for
Texans,
the
Katz
Deli
for
New
Yorkers,
the
original
Starbucks
location
for
Washingtonites,
the
Boudin
Bakery
for
Californians,
and
all
minus
good
food.
Service
is
slightly
slow
but
that's
understandable
given
the
popularity.
Restrooms
are
very
poorly
marked.
Facing
the
bar,
the
women's
restroom
is
on
its
right
side
and
the
men's
is
on
the
left.
Expect
to
wait
in
line
outside
at
least
30
minutes
for
a
table
on
a
weekday,
likely
more
on
a
weekend.
Too
many
people
visit
here
for
a
photos
and
to
say
"we've
been
here"
when
they
should
get
cheaper,
better
food
faster
at
many
other
establishments
around
town.
This
is
a
skip
for
food.
It's
a
pretty
building
that's
probably
fine
to
see
a
tango
show
inside
of,
but
the
food
is
disappointing.
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