2/5 Dan 5 months ago on Google
"An
extremely
high-end
backpackers
by
the
Marriott
with
good
proximity
to
waterfront"
🖋️CONTEXT:
I'm
currently
staying
in
one
of
their
rooms
on
26
NOV
2023,
booked
for
7
days.
I
am
dreading
the
next
6
days.
I've
given
it
2
STARS
(as
I
couldn't
bear
a
1
STAR
due
to
its
location).
Apologies
for
using
my
alt
account
as
this
is
South
Africa,
and
I
don't
want
any
unintended
consequences
for
my
review.
🖋️SUMMARY:
I'd
be
harsh
and
say
Marriott's
Protea
Waterfront
is
suitable
for
upmarket
backpackers.
Based
on
the
rooms
alone,
you
wouldn't
think
it's
a
3
star
hotel.
I've
noted
very
small
rooms
even
with
a
'larger
room'
ordered,
they've
made
bad
decisions
with
furnishing
their
rooms
(yes
I
understand
the
'historical'
narrative):
🤣Only
ONE
outlet
near
the
entrance
(far
from
bed)
🙄A
very
small
desk
😳Almost
no
space
to
place
your
luggage
handcarry
must
go
on
the
floor/chaise
lounge/small
coffee
table
😭Frosted
glass
to
bathroom
gives
the
illusion
of
a
less
confined
space
but
lights
up
the
entire
room
inconveniencing
anyone
else
in
the
night
🤕Disproportionately
large
chaise
lounge
+
coffee
table
combo
guarantees
you'll
be
knocking
your
shins.
🫠Aircon
DOES
NOT
do
cool
17
deg
(as
set
on
thermostat),
really
more
like
21
deg...
🤔But
seriously
this
is
the
least
of
its
problems.
🙃LONG
VERSION:
MOST
OF
THE
POINTS
I'VE
RAISED
HERE
OTHERS
IN
THE
COMMENTS
HAVE
ALREADY
POINTED
OUT,
SO
I
AM
CERTAINLY
NOT
THE
FIRST
NOTICING
THEM
(MAKES
ME
FEEL
NOT
SO
BAD
TALKING
ABOUT
IT):
😵💫1)
SMALL
FOR
A
"LARGER
ROOM"
AND
DISPROPORTIONATE
FURNISHING
MAKES
IT
LESS
SPACIOUS:
Ordered
a
'LARGER
ROOM'
but
a
disproportionately
LARGE
chaise
lounge
occupies
too
much
space
there's
hardly
any
room
left
to
walk
-
this
chaise
lounge
is
conveniently
paired
with
coffee
table
low
enough
for
you
to
knock
your
shins
into
(due
to
the
lack
of
space
for
luggage,
handcarry
etc).
HURRAY!
You
can
now
walk
within
limited
confines
of
an
already
small
room
and
hit
your
shins
while
doing
so
EVERYTIME
you
walk
in/out
of
your
room.
😵💫2)
YES,
IT'S
TRUE,
THERE'S
ONLY
ONE
SINGLE
OUTLET
FOR
THE
ROOM:
and
YES,
it
is
located
near
the
entrance,
AS
FAR
from
the
bed
as
possible.
So
yes,
I
am
NOT
charging
my
devices
using
the
outlet,
I'm
doing
it
via
my
40k
mah
powerbank
(while
keeping
my
other
powerbanks
charged
to
the
outlet).
I
think
you
expect
this
from
a
hostel,
not
a
Marriott
by
any
stretch
of
the
imagination.
😵💫3)
YES
THE
BATHROOM/TOILET
IS
PARTITIONED
VIA
FROST-GLASS:
in
agreement
with
what
other
commenters
have
said,
the
ENTIRE
ROOM
is
lit
at
night
if
the
bathroom
is
being
used
-
surely
this
inconvenience
CAN
ONLY
be
suitable
for
a
single-person
use
in
the
room
NOT
multiple
people
in
room
as
advertised.
BONUS!!
The
glass
partition
of
the
shower
is
designed
so
close
to
the
room,
you're
100%
guaranteed
to
have
water
radiate
1-2
meters,
which
means
SHOWER
SPLASH
WILL
BE
CROSS
THE
THRESHOLD
FROM
THE
BATHROOM
INTO
THE
FLOOR
OF
YOUR
ROOM
TOO.
I'm
tempted
to
leave
photos,
but
due
to
the
sheer
lack
of
space,
the
photos
would
look
like
a
bombshell
with
handcarry,
shopping,
luggage
absolutely
shrewn
everywhere.
My
professionalism
would
demand
that
edit
and
label
the
photos,
which
seems
not
worth
the
effort;
I
think
my
words
would
speak
for
itself.
PROS:
👍The
staff
seems
nice
👍Location,
10
min
walk
to
Waterfront.
CONS:
❌Room
is
small
(even
for
an
alleged
"larger
room")
❌Only
suitable
for
1
person
use
(at
night,
the
inconvenience
of
light
through
the
entire
room
via
bathroom's
frosted
glass
means
room
is
only
suitable
for
1
person,
not
to
mention
the
lack
of
space
to
actually
be
in)
❌Extremely
inconvenient
to
have
one
single
outlet
located
as
far
from
the
bed
as
possible
(near
door
entrance)
no
less
❌
No
power/generator
during
rolling
power
cuts
(only
automatic
power
cut
lights
provided)
UNSURE:
➖I'm
giving
the
benefit
of
doubt
that
the
food
is
OK
(though
looking
at
other
comments,
this
might
be
unlikely)