1/5 E'a W. 10 years ago on Google β’ 1 review
Absolutely
sub
standard
for
what
I
was
expecting
to
get
on
my
surprise
date
to
The
Infamous
Palmer
House.
I
felt
like
I
was
in
the
lobby
getting
spa
services.
There
was
nothing
warm
cozy
or
zen
about
the
experience.
It
was
just
what
I
would
expect
from
hotel
chain
cruise
ship
spa
services
and
actually
the
cruise
ship
spa
services
was
actually
pretty
fantastic.
The
relaxation
room
furniture
is
anything
but
comfortable
and
Im
135
5'5"
but
for
my
6'5"
husband
the
worse
and
i
couldnt
even
sit
next
to
him
because
the
seats
kept
sliding
apart
that
were
pushed
together
to
make
a
"loveseat"
we
were
their
for
COUPLES
treatments
and
were
separated
the
whole
time.
The
massage
room
was
cold
started
late
and
with
all
the
fluffing
around
of
the
sheets
and
blankets
which
eventually
slide
off
during
my
massage
I
got
less
than
50mins.
The
massage
had
no
rhythm
and
I
just
felt
like
a
piece
of
meat
being
poked
and
tenderized
as
you
could
feel
him
rushing
through
the
massage
to
make
sure
my
3
oclock
massage
that
started
at
305
was
over
at
354.
I
am
a
massage
therapist
so
when
we
got
home
I
was
able
to
save
my
husbands
CANCELLED
massage
because
he
1.
booked
a
couples
massage
which
meant
we
should
have
been
in
the
same
room
and
we
werent
2.
he
really
wasnt
a
fan
of
having
another
big
black
man
give
him
a
massage.
There
is
no
harm
in
asking
a
man
if
he
would
prefer
a
male
or
female
therapist
when
booking.
Or
just
using
industry
common
sense
most
men
do
not
want
to
be
massaged
by
another
man.
Your
staff
argued
with
us
to
the
point
where
we
had
to
pull
out
our
reservation
and
show
them
we
booked
a
couples
massage
only
then
did
they
apologize
told
us
they
didnt
have
room
and
then
offered
no
recourse
we
had
to
argue
for
that
too
and
was
only
given
a
refund
on
his
massage.
We
had
90mins
between
our
pedicures
and
our
massages
they
parked
us
in
the
un
relaxation
room
with
no
instruction
about
retrieving
us
to
use
the
spa
during
our
wait
time.
30mins
later
I
asked
and
was
met
with
an
excuse
"we
were
waiting
for
your
feet
to
dry"
then
an
apology
about
how
busy
they
were
and
forgot,
which
is
it
:-/.
I
def'ly
did
not
appreciate
shuffling
through
the
hotel
in
my
robe
lugging
a
beach
tote
of
my
belongings
up
an
elevator
down
a
hall
to
be
met
by
blaring
urban
music
with
commercials
while
in
the
locker
room.
Music
with
objectionable
lyrics
that
i
wouldnt
play
at
home
and
wouldnt
let
my
children
listen
to.
honestly
guys
you
cant
afford
$4/
month
commercial
free
pandora.
Again
we
were
separated
as
the
saunas
are
in
the
locker
rooms.
Had
it
not
been
for
the
sentiment
behind
the
gesture
this
would
have
been
a
total
wash.
I
will
not
recommend
your
hotel
for
anything
to
anyone.
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