5/5 Skyler C. 6 years ago on Google
After
my
departure
from
LAX
airport
in
Los
Angeles,
California,
I
landed
at
EWR
International
(Newark
Airport)
at
about
1
o'clock.
Once
my
Uber
driver
arrived,
I
requested
that
he
bring
me
to
my
alleged
five
star
hotel
titled
MHS.
MHS
stands
for
Morristown
Hotel
STAR-alliance.
My
Uber
driver,.
Baljeet,
gave
me
a
very
confused
glance.
I
automatically
assumed
it
was
because
Baljeet
had
never
encountered
someone
of
my
social
class
staying
at
such
a
establishment
like
MHS.
Upon
arrival
at
MHS,
Baljeet
promptly
kicked
me
out
of
his
2013
Honda
Pilot
and
threw
my
Louis
Vuitton
suitcase
and
my
Gucci
slides
at
my
gleaming
egghead.
Alas,
at
about
2:30
when
I
was
going
to
enter
through
the
understated
thicc
glass
doors,
a
stampede
of
about
I
would
say
400
sweaty,
hormonal
teenagers
pummeled
me
into
the
ground
with
their
giant
feet
and
Nike
AIR
shoes
in
the
color
"black."
By
now,
Baljeet
had
already
left
me
on
my
lonesome,
so
I
was
left
after
about
1000
more
sweaty
teenagers
beat
me
with
their
smelly
post
gym
class
feet.
After
the
crowd
cleared
I
looked
to
my
left
and
discovered
*gasp*
that
my
Louis
Vuitton
bag
had
been
stolen!
As
you
may
imagine,
this
was
quite
the
shocker,
as
I
had
paid
many
of
my
hard
earned
dollars
to
purchase
such
a
strong
statement
piece
for
my
wardrobe!
Imminently,
I
called
Baljeet
back
to
fetch
my
Honda
Pilot
chariot
and
bring
me
to
the
nearest
Chipotle
so
I
could
eat
my
feelings.
Baljeet
declined
my
offer,
sending
me
into
a
downward
spiral
of
anxiety.
Thus,
I
grasped
my
iPhone
X
in
my
hand
and
paid
whatever
I
had
to
pay
in
order
to
fly
back
to
LAX.
Baljeet
blocked
my
number
by
now,
but
lucky
me
found
his
Instagram!
I
begged
and
begged
for
my
little
friend
Baljeet
to
come
and
fetch
me
once
again.
He
finally
caved
in
and
snatched
me
and
my
weave
back
to
EWR.
Awful
experience!
I
would
never
recommend
staying
in
this
establishment.
What
an
overly
hyped
hotel!
Yet
another
thing
millennials
have
ruined!
I
am
genuinely
disgusted,
repulsed
and
appalled.
The
cherry
on
top,
you
may
ask?
Baljeet
smelled
like
expired
Axe
and
too
much
attitude!
Uhghk!
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