1/5 Ron J. 7 months ago on Google
Oh,
where
do
I
even
begin
with
Retro
Fitness
in
Jersey
City?
If
I
could
give
them
zero
stars,
I
would,
but
unfortunately,
that's
not
an
option.
This
place
is
a
shining
example
of
how
NOT
to
run
a
gym.
First
of
all,
let's
talk
about
their
customer
service.
I've
had
better
conversations
with
a
brick
wall
than
with
the
employees
at
Retro
Fitness.
It's
like
they
go
through
a
rigorous
training
program
on
how
to
be
as
unhelpful
and
rude
as
possible.
You
ask
them
a
simple
question,
and
they
look
at
you
like
you
just
asked
for
the
meaning
of
life.
And
good
luck
getting
them
to
crack
a
smile
–
it's
as
if
they
have
a
strict
policy
against
showing
any
form
of
human
emotion.
But
the
real
cherry
on
top
of
this
disaster
sundae
is
trying
to
cancel
your
membership.
I
swear,
it's
easier
to
break
out
of
Alcatraz
than
it
is
to
cancel
a
membership
at
Retro
Fitness
Jersey
City.
They
make
you
jump
through
more
hoops
than
a
circus
tiger.
You
have
to
fill
out
forms
in
triplicate,
provide
a
blood
sample,
and
solve
a
Rubik's
Cube
blindfolded
just
to
get
the
process
started.
And
don't
even
get
me
started
on
trying
to
reach
someone
in
their
"customer
support"
department.
It's
like
trying
to
call
the
Lost
City
of
Atlantis
–
you're
more
likely
to
have
a
meaningful
conversation
with
a
dolphin.
Oh,
and
let's
not
forget
about
the
gym
itself.
The
equipment
looks
like
it's
been
around
since
the
'80s,
and
not
in
a
cool
vintage
way.
I
half
expected
to
find
a
Jane
Fonda
VHS
workout
tape
in
the
corner.
The
weights
are
rusty,
the
treadmills
creak
like
haunted
houses,
and
the
locker
rooms
are
a
biohazard
waiting
to
happen.
In
conclusion,
if
you
enjoy
terrible
customer
service,
a
membership
cancellation
process
that
makes
the
Da
Vinci
Code
look
like
a
bedtime
story,
and
working
out
on
equipment
older
than
your
grandma,
then
Retro
Fitness
in
Jersey
City
is
the
place
for
you.
Otherwise,
do
yourself
a
favor
and
find
a
gym
that
actually
values
its
members
and
doesn't
make
you
want
to
pull
your
hair
out
in
frustration.
Trust
me;
your
sanity
will
thank
you.
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