3/5 Bertie D. 7 years ago on Google • 74 reviews
We've
booked
this
hotel
for
a
one
night
stay
and
only
started
reading
the
reviews
after
we
made
the
booking.
The
other
reviews
filled
us
with
dread
but
we
were
unable
to
cancel
the
booking
so
we
stocked
up
on
antibacterial
wipes
and
braced
ourselves
for
the
ordeal.
We
booked
3
single
rooms
on
the
ground
floor
of
the
annex
building
(it's
around
the
corner
from
the
reception).
After
imagining
an
absolute
pigsty
we
were
actually
pleasantly
surprised!
The
room
was
clean,
it
wasn't
in
a
state
of
repair
and
the
bedding
was
clean.
I
also
had
hot
water!
A
much
better
start
than
anticipated!
And
given
the
location
and
price
it
was
actually
quite
good.
All
is
not
well
in
paradise
though.
The
impression
one
gets
is
that
the
hotel
rooms
were
cobbled
together
with
bits
and
pieces
picked
up
and
sourced
from
building
renovation
and
landfill
sites.
Unfortunately
the
best
German
craftsmen
were
NOT
employed
in
the
construction
of
the
hotel
rooms
-
I've
got
a
feeling
that
it
was
done
by
an
uncle
or
cousin
that's
doing
a
bit
of
building
renovation
as
a
sideshow
to
their
main
occupation
as
faith
healers,
street
musicians
and
bare
knuckle
fighters.
There
were
no
common
fixture
fittings
between
the
hotel
rooms,
apart
from
our
key
chains.
My
bathroom
had
a
huge
basin
without
a
plug.
The
toilet
was
not
fixed
level
and
using
the
commode
whilst
drunk
was
a
challenge.
Somebody
dropped
the
box
of
tiles
for
the
bathroom
so
an
impromptu
mosaic
was
done
in
the
bathroom.
Oh,
and
there
was
no
towel
in
the
bathroom.
The
walls
are
paper
thin
-
I
had
a
couple
grunting
and
heaving
next
to
me
and
since
I
could
not
sleep
with
them
having
a
go,
I
decided
to
join
in
the
grunting.
They
were
initially
taken
aback
at
me
grunting
in
time
with
them
but
after
the
initial
awkward
silence
they
resumed
duties
and
we
had
us
a
grunting
duet
going.
I
did
not
try
the
breakfast
as
I
had
a
weak
constitution
the
morning
we
left.
You
normally
get
what
you
pay
for
and
it
is
quite
true
about
this
hotel.
I
would
however
consider
staying
here
again
for
one
night
only,
but
I
don't
think
I'll
bring
my
family
here.
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