3/5 C W. 1 year ago on Google
Meh.
3
stars
for
the
novelty
of
a
panko-fried
burger.
Everyone
here
in
Reviewland
seemed
to
be
raving
about
the
pork,
and
so
did
the
girl
taking
orders,
but
the
pork
paddy
was
so
bone-dry
and
gnarly
I
had
to
ask
for
a
to-go
container
after
3
bites.
It
was
like
gnawing
on
an
old
man's
knee.
Determined
to
like
this
burger
experience,
I
then
ordered
the
beef.
I
take
my
burgers
very
seriously
and
really
wanted
to
walk
away
satisfied
at
the
very
least.
Ideally,
thrilled.
In
a
perfect
world,
spending
months
in
my
kitchen
trying
to
recreate
the
joy
of
it
all.
Just
to
get
closure
on
the
pork
part
of
the
experience,
I'll
say,
the
smell
of
the
leftover
pork
burger
in
my
car
will
probably
inspire
me
to
throw
it
away.
Was
going
to
use
the
meat
for
an
omelet
or
something
but
🤢🤮
Wierdly
unpleasant
and...
just
ick.
The
beef
burger
was
juicier,
but
on
the
whole,
that
burger
kinda
reminded
me
of
a
crispy-fried
dysfunctional
family.
Way
too
many
discordant
personalities
screaming
for
attention
between
the
walls
of
what
I
can
only
describe
as
an
unmemorable,
trailer
park
bun.
Shredded
cabbage
and
burger
could
be
happy
together,
even
with
pickles
and
whatever
else
was
in
there,
but
the
cabbage
is
going
to
need
a
little
makeover
or
something
-
ANYTHING
-
to
make
it
a
part
of
that
family
(therapy?)
Otherwise
it's
just
a
mouthful
of
dry,
hairy
noise
bitterly
(literally)
trying
to
be
special
amidst
a
mess
of
what
I
would
call
confused
multicultural
theatrical
disorder,
vying
for
center
stage.
Sadly,
this
will
be
a
one-time
only
kinda
burger
experience
for
me.
The
burgers
I
live
for
keep
me
awake
at
night,
dreaming
about
a
second
encounter.
This
was,
unfortunately,
a
nice-to-meet-you-gotta-run
kinda
deal.
But
the
pics
are
sexy
gorgeous
as
all
hell.
Check
out
both
burgers.
They
really
do
make
you
wanna
love
them
to
death.
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