1/5 Michael 11 months ago on Google
“This
is
the
best
Applebees!”
Said
by
NO
ONE
EVER.
This
place
follows
some
backwards
logic.
This
place
will
be
at
40%
capacity
and
they’ll
tell
you
it’s
gonna
an
hour
wait
for
a
group
of
FOUR.
Then
when
they
realize
you’re
resilient
and
won’t
be
scared
off
they’ll
seat
you
in
5
minutes.
They
just
seem
to
never
want
any
business.
They
somehow
also
charge
for
a
SIDE
OF
SAUCE.
The
only
thing
that
could
have
made
this
dining
experience
worse
is
if
they
started
charging
for
the
air
we
breathe
in
this
joint.
If
you're
looking
for
quality
food
and
service,
you're
better
off
going
somewhere
else.
I’ve
decided
to
write
a
poem
inspired
by
my
experiences
here
at
Manalapan
Applebee’s.
“In
search
of
good
food,
we
roamed
And
stumbled
upon
a
place
called
Applebee's,
But
alas,
it
left
us
feeling
alone
In
a
sea
of
mediocrity
and
fees.
Oh,
Applebee's,
what
can
I
say?
Your
logic
is
twisted
in
every
way.
At
40%
full,
you
make
us
wait
an
hour,
Only
to
seat
us
in
five,
your
power.
And
let's
not
forget
your
love
for
the
fee,
For
a
side
of
sauce,
a
cost
that
we
see.
What's
next?
Charging
for
air
we
breathe?
For
quality
food
and
service,
we
must
leave.
Your
ambiance,
well,
it's
lacking,
you
see,
Dimly
lit,
with
plastic
plants,
not
meant
to
be.
So,
Applebee's,
we
must
decline,
For
quality
and
service,
we'll
seek,
we'll
find.
Farewell
to
you,
and
your
backwards
ways,
Our
money
and
taste
buds,
better
spent
on
TGI
Friday’s.”
The
servers
are
great
tho
ngl.
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