1/5 Oliver T. 5 months ago on Google • 9 reviews
Oh
wow,
where
do
I
even
begin
with
this
incredible
gym?
I
mean,
it's
truly
a
marvel
of
chaos
and
confusion!
Let
me
just
try
to
sum
it
up
as
briefly
and
professionally
as
possible,
with
my
sarcasm-o-meter
cranked
up
to
the
max.
So,
my
earlier
review
down
there
was
absolutely
valid.
But
guess
what?
It's
totally
irrelevant
now
because
this
place
has
undergone
some
fabulous
changes!
Brace
yourself
for
the
most
mind-blowing
experience...
Firstly,
let's
talk
about
the
dumbbells.
They're
simply
a
magnificent
mess.
A
treasure
hunt
for
grown-ups,
searching
for
those
elusive
weights
scattered
all
over
the
gym.
It's
like
an
adult
version
of
hide
and
seek.
Fun,
right?
But
wait,
it
gets
even
better!
The
plates...oh
boy,
they're
a
disaster
of
another
level.
I
mean,
who
needs
a
well-organized
gym
anyway?
You'll
love
the
thrill
of
finding
that
one
plate
you
desperately
need
while
feeling
like
you're
in
a
cluttered
junkyard.
And
here's
the
best
part,
drum
roll
please...this
gym
apparently
has
no
staff!
Nope,
you
read
that
right.
Only
personal
trainers
exist
here,
and
their
sole
purpose
is
to
provide
private
training
sessions.
After
that,
they
magically
transform
into
regular
gym-goers,
taking
full
advantage
of
their
free
membership.
Talk
about
multitasking!
Oh,
but
it
doesn't
end
there.
These
trainers-turned-members
will
compete
with
actual
paying
members
for
equipment,
regardless
of
the
time.
Peak
hours?
Who
cares!
They
deserve
that
treadmill
just
as
much
as
anyone
else,
right?
Now,
here's
an
important
nugget
of
wisdom:
arranging
equipment
is
not
the
job
of
the
staff
or
trainers.
Nope,
no
way!
It's
all
up
to
the
members.
So,
as
a
member
of
this
delightful
gym,
make
sure
you
take
on
the
honorable
duty
of
organizing,
setting
up,
and
finding
your
own
equipment.
It's
a
team
effort,
after
all!
Oh,
and
let's
not
forget
the
cherry
on
top
of
this
gym
of
wonders.
If
by
chance,
someone
drops
a
glass
bottle
of
water
and
it
shatters
on
the
floor,
guess
what?
It's
not
the
responsibility
of
the
gym
to
clean
it
up.
Nope,
it's
everyone's
favorite
task
–
the
members!
Because
who
needs
janitors
when
you
can
do
it
all
yourself?
Isn't
it
just
magical?
I
feel
beyond
blessed
to
have
this
gym
conveniently
located
near
my
home.
It's
like
a
curse
I
never
knew
I
needed.
I'm
so
overjoyed
that
I
committed
to
a
whole
year
of
this
glorious
experience
and
even
convinced
my
neighbors
to
join.
They
owe
me
big
time!
But
don't
fret,
there's
still
hope!
Maybe,
just
maybe,
this
beautiful
mess
will
be
fixed
soon.
If
not,
well,
I
guess
I'll
have
to
seek
refuge
in
another
gym
and
make
sure
everyone
else
avoids
this
wonderland.
Oops,
did
I
say
wonderland?
I
meant
nightmare!
Silly
me.
my
old
review:
if
you
looking
for
a
one
of
the
best
gyms
in
Colombo,
then
this
the
right
place,
but
if
you
looking
for
the
best
therapy
as
a
workout,
then
this
is
the
one
and
only
place
for
that!
the
best
hygiene
and
joyable
environment,
the
top
notch
trainers,
the
best
vibes
you
could
find
in
Colombo.
Samila
is
truly
skilled
PT.
small
tip:
try
to
time
your
sessions
when
isuru
is
there,
he
is
next
level
motivate
and
his
taste
of
music
does
boost
your
mood
to
the
max
😅🎧
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