5/5 Johnny N. 6 months ago on Google
I
am
seldomly
blown
away
by
a
coffee
shop,
as
I
only
ever
order
a
cold
brew
or
a
black
americano.
What
do
you
want
from
me
though?
Get
milk,
or
worse,
a
milk
alternative
in
my
coffee?
It
wasn't
long
ago
when
my
Croatian
ancestors
had
their
backs
to
the
Adriatic
Sea
with
a
black
coffee
and
cigarette
in
the
left
hand
and
a
pickaxe
in
the
right
hand
ready
to
storm
the
battlefield
and
fight
to
the
death
for
their
independence.
What
kind
of
man
would
I
be
to
get
my
coffee
with
oat
milk
with
this
blood
running
through
my
veins
smh.
Don't
even
get
me
started
on
my
Mexican
Heritage.......
All
this
to
say
Culture
Espresso
is
one
of
the
FEW
coffee
shops
to
have
blown
me
away.
I
ordered
a
hot
americano
with
a
cup
of
ice
on
the
side.
My
big
homie
Millan
asked,
like
you
are
likely
wondering,
"Why
the
cup
of
ice?"
THE
CUP
OF
ICE
BECAUSE
I
WANT
TO
DRINK
MY
COFFEE
RIGHT
WHEN
IT
COMES
BUT
IT
WOULD
TORCH
THE
WHOLE
INTERIOR
OF
MY
ORAL
CAVITY,
SO
I
JUST
DROP
A
FEW
ICE
CUBES
IN
TO
MAKE
IT
HOT,
YET
DRINKABLE.
Sorry,
my
dear
reader,
my
fuse
is
a
bit
short
rn
as
we
lost
our
men's
league
basketball
game
last
night
on
the
last
possession.
Pain.
But
to
appreciate
the
sun
you
gotta
know
what
rain
is…
Anyways,
this
was
legit
the
best
americano
I've
had
in
nyc.
It
made
me
feel
as
though
I
am
at
a
cafe
in
Cinque
Terre
where
I
can
smell
the
fresh
espresso
being
ground
in
the
back,
as
I
order
an
espresso
doble
with
the
cute
Northern
Italian
employee
lives
in
Milan
but
comes
to
Cinque
Terre
to
work
for
the
summer
because
of
the
busy
season.
Wait....
y'all
are
still
going
to
Positano!?!?!?
Couldn’t
be
me!!
(LeBron
laughing
emojis)
I'm
not
a
cookie
guy,
but
my
big
homie
Millan
got
one
as
he
pointed
to
the
sign
that
said
"Award
Winning
Cookies."
I
took
a
bite
as
to
be
polite,
since
he
is
the
big
homie
after
all,
and
THEY
REALLY
NOT
LYING
ON
THAT
SIGN
THAT
COOKIE
WAS
MF
HEEAAAAATTTTT!!
Wow.
It
was
spiritual.
And
again,
I
don't
even
like
cookies
like
that.
Millan
said
the
article
he
is
doing
on
me
and
my
borderline
deranged
reviews
comes
out
next
week,
so
I
am
a
bit
nervous
to
see
what
that
will
be
like
but
my
Croatian
ancestors
had
it
way
worse.
How
could
I
ever
complain?
I
think
I
will
come
to
Culture
to
get
one
half
of
my
coffee
and
cigarette
combination
to
calm
the
nerves
before
I
read
it.
THANK
YOU
CULTURE!
THANK
YOU
CUP
OF
ICE
ON
THE
SIDE
YOU
THE
REAL
MVP!
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