Amazing, delicious food! The staff is so nice, I had a wonderful time. I would definitely recommend going! Remember to bring cash, as it is cash only.

Lovely atmosphere, food is always delicious and tasty. Stuff is very friendly and service is outstanding and fast. Deff recommended it. 👌🏻

Delicious food, good environment and service.

The best cafe in Orpington in my opinion. Friendly staff, great food, decent prices, always clean. What more do you want from a cafe. Love it.

Excellent Food, Service, and Clean. All the traditional british foods avaliable, good prices and good servings....youll never go away hungry! Service and request of how you like it or want it from the staff! Economic private dinner parties on request- excellent for family week end gatherings.....!

Amazing, polite, well spoken young man serving and taking orders. Fantastic food highly recommended and we will be back soon

Easily the best cafe in the area. Me and my partner come here regularly when we’re craving a big breakfast. The food is always sooo good, tables and floor are really clean and the staff are so friendly and polite. Absolutely unreal

Best jacket potato with cheese and beans I've ever had with a lovely salad would definitely recommend this cafe

The food tasted good and the portions were generous. If I'm paying a bill for £30 though, you should accept card payment. You shouldn't ask for cash only. That's not acceptable and not normal for a Cafe/Restaurant in 2023.

Super Thank you for your comment I hope all of you's enjoy your meal! @Swell Cafe

Lovely people, great food and friendly service. You have to try the full English!

Great staff tasty food and clean great job guy's

Very good experience at swell cafe. Firstly the staff are extremely friendly and the place is nice and clean. The breakfast are fairly priced and they do a great cup of brew. Most importantly the food is very good. What makes or breaks a breakfast is the sausages and these were good quality sausages. Definitely recommend.

We were a party of four today, two dads and their two boys during half term. After a session trampolining we were all starving. Service was amazing, food was incredible and the coffee that came with the brekkie was quality too. Can’t wait to go back!

Orpington is not short of places to eat but none better than the Swell. I visited last week for the first time and ordered the #3 breakfast. It was soo good. Particularly enjoyed the mushrooms. The toast, bread cut nice n thick. I demolished the whole breakfast. It also came with a coffee. I was served by a particularly welcoming lady. Nothing too much trouble. The tables were clean as was the whole dining area. I didn't use the washroom. I highly recommend you give Swell a chance to impress you too.

Visited this cafe again very nice food and staff, waitress was very friendly and helped me out when I asked her to pay for a customer's food from me, and to keep change for another customer. Think they was shocked lol, 😲 #bekind#makesomeonesday Will visit this cafe again x

Best Cafe in the high street. Lovely food lovely Coffee. Well done Ken 👍🏻

Just good well cooked food with a friendly service. Good sized portions.

They do very big meals in here and quality of food. Nice priced. Very friendly and happy to help you 🙂

A cut above many old-school greasy spoons with a menu that combines the staple "something + chips" with many other varieties such as omelettes, sandwiches, grills and roasts. Tasty, filling and well-priced food, and clean and presentable.

delicious food, friendly staff, quick service and amazing prices

Usually I recommend the food at swell cafe but having ordered a roast dinner for the first time I can say tasted like a frozen meal. Veg had no taste...just of water beef with gravy tasted like boil in a bag from a supermarket and potatoes were dry but crispy but no flavour of being roasted. Won't have that meal again at £9.90. Tasteless.