5/5 Luke S. 3 years ago on Google
The
best
new
vegan
restaurant!
At
least
that's
what
a
sign
says
inside.
I'm
not
surprised,
their
food
is
delicious,
but
I'm
not
impressed
by
the
sign.
How
many
new
restaurants
are
there
in
the
area?
Then
out
of
those
new
restaurants,
how
many
of
them
are
vegan?
I'm
assuming
not
that
many.
Also
what
are
they
classifying
as
new?
Is
a
restaurant
still
"new"
after
a
month,
6
months,
a
year?
What's
new?!?!
I
need
some
direction
here.
Are
new
restaurants
classified
the
same
way
as
newborns?
A
baby
is
a
newborn
up
until
2
months.
After
that
they
are
just
born.
Is
it
the
same
for
new
restaurants?
Or
are
new
restaurants
like
newlyweds
and
no
one
really
knows
when
they're
not
newlyweds
no
more.
Or
are
new
restaurants
like
the
news.
I
feel
like
the
news
is
not
new
news
as
soon
as
the
next
day's
news
comes
out.
I
honestly
don't
know
what
to
think
anymore.
"New"
is
starting
to
lose
all
its
meaning
to
me.
I
wonder
if
I
opened
a
newspaper
stand,
could
I
get
a
sign
that
says,
"best
new
newspaper
stand"?
I'm
assuming
I'd
be
the
only
newspaper
stand
in
the
area...who
reads
newspapers
anymore?
Even
if
there
was
a
competing
newspaper
stand,
I'd
definitely
be
the
best
"new"
one.
Maybe
one
day
I'll
do
that,
so
I
can
finally
be
the
best
at
something.
Anyways,
I
wasn't
impressed
by
Ziggy's
"best
new
vegan
restaurant"
sign,
but
I
was
thoroughly
impressed
by
their
delicious
food.
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