Possibly the single greatest experience in the nation, certainly the best in Arizona. Before visiting I was severely mentally deranged and living in a shack. But Panino changed my life. I didn’t know what to expect when I showed up and saw a cat with a canvas laid out in front of him, but I was amazed, In less than 72 hours, Panino perfectly executed a striking, provocative, caricature depicting me as one of his Italian girls. There I lay on his canvas of white sand, the breeze effortlessly lifting my hair, and in turn my spirits. My bronzer body was practically sizzling. In seeing the magical Panino’s illustration of what is certainly my best self, I came to a realization - a shack is no place to live. A shack is no place to defecate. A shack is not a home. Not for a god such as myself. From that sacred day, both within my mind and within the universe, I became Me. Springing forward from that magical moment, nothing would stop Me. Nothing could stop Me. Nothing dare attempt to stop Me, for fear of the devastation My apoplexy may inflict. I formed an army. I went to war with the world, the cruel world that had literally shacked Me up, the world that chose to shackle Me rather than embrace My greatness. My volatile nature scared those too weak-minded to understand. And now, as I sit upon My throne, I wonder. I wonder if they think it was worth it. If they stand by their decisions. Maybe conviction is some consolation to them. But it matter not now. I gaze upon the world, knowing that it is Mine, of claim to none another. And beside me resides my muse. Panino and I. Silently we cherish Me and My empire.

A truly breathtaking sight, you have to be there to experience the sheer joy that comes with Panino.

Honestly, visiting Panino has changed my life for the better. I am a different man now having experienced 『Panino』

This feline experience has truly changed my perspective and hopefully outcome of my life. I will investigate the secrets of time travel so I can be able to experience this life changing feline for the first time all over again. This place decreased my need for a lobotomy. Thank you Panino

massive legend i recommend viewing him to anyone!!! absolutely would recommend to anyone visiting the north phoenix area !!

Honestly terrible. I wish I never went. I walked in with my family and immediately was greeted with sarcastic remarks and some stupid kid who just kept repeating “Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human d and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that a Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have se with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide ni so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human d. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take co all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more”. All in all, I think I’ll be coming back next year with even more family. 3 stars.

One of the best attractions Ive ever seen. It rivals Disneyland quite frankly.

Loved seeing Panino. I like how he tries to pounce on you when you walk away from him. ❤️

Absolutely loved the little fella ,would pet him again