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TGI
Fridays
Piscataway:
A
Friday
Frightmare
Remember
all
those
catchy
jingles
about
TGIFriday's
being
the
place
to
"kick
it"?
Yeah,
replace
"kick
it"
with
"kick
the
bucket"
at
the
Piscataway
location,
because
my
experience
was
enough
to
give
Freddy
Krueger
indigestion.
Let's
start
with
the
wings.
Imagine
ordering
their
signature
dish,
expecting
juicy,
saucy
goodness,
and
instead
receiving
a
Jurassic
Park
reject.
Not
just
pink
in
the
middle,
folks,
I'm
talking
full-on
crimson,
like
Dracula
just
dipped
his
fangs
in
them.
One
bite
sent
chills
down
my
spine,
not
from
the
spice,
but
the
fear
of
salmonella
tangoing
in
my
stomach.
Next
up,
the
ribs.
Dry,
flavorless,
and
starring
the
surprise
guest:
**plastic**.
Not
the
"fun
straws"
kind,
no.
I'm
talking
about
shards
that
could've
doubled
as
dental
floss
–
if
you
fancied
a
trip
to
the
emergency
room
afterwards.
As
for
the
taste,
imagine
chewing
on
cardboard
marinated
in
disappointment.
The
rest
of
the
food?
A
bland
orchestra
of
mediocrity.
Mashed
potatoes
impersonating
lumpy
wallpaper
paste,
fries
that
couldn't
decide
if
they
wanted
to
be
soggy
or
shriveled,
and
drinks
that
tasted
like
someone
forgot
to
put
the
"spirit"
in
the
"spirits."
The
only
saving
grace?
The
server,
bless
their
soul.
They
apologized
profusely,
offered
replacements
(which
I
politely
declined
–
trust
issues,
you
know?),
and
even
comped
a
dessert.
Unfortunately,
not
even
a
molten
chocolate
cake
could
erase
the
memory
of
undercooked
poultry
and
plastic-flavored
ribs.
So,
if
you're
looking
for
a
TGIFriday
that
lives
up
to
its
name,
steer
clear
of
Piscataway.
This
location
was
more
like
a
"TGIFrightday,"
leaving
me
traumatized
and
craving
Pepto-Bismol.
Save
yourself
the
stomach
ache
and
the
disappointment
–
go
for
pizza,
grab
a
burger,
heck,
even
try
your
hand
at
home
cooking.
Just
avoid
this
Friday
fiasco
in
Piscataway.
TL;DR:
Undercooked
wings,
plastic-infused
ribs,
flavorless
everything
else.
The
only
thing
"kicking"
here
was
my
gag
reflex.
Avoid
like
the
plague,
unless
you
enjoy
playing
Russian
roulette
with
your
digestive
system.
Rating:
1
out
of
5
(and
that's
being
generous)
I
hope
this
review
provides
a
fair
and
detailed
account
of
my
negative
experience
at
the
TGI
Fridays
Piscataway
location.
I
understand
that
your
experience
may
differ,
but
I
felt
it
was
important
to
share
my
story
in
the
hopes
of
preventing
others
from
having
a
similar
"Friday
Frightmare."
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