1/5 Seth G. 2 years ago on Google • 10 reviews
Awful,
awful
experience.
The
boat
is
old,
run
down,
smells
like
fumes,
the
single
toilet
is
barely
functional
and
stinks.
The
music
is
10
decibels
too
loud.
The
drinks
are
pre-made,
watered
down,
even
the
beer
is
watered
down
--
disgusting.
The
tour
guide
talked
NON-STOP
for
the
first
45
minutes
of
the
trip,
totally
unnecessarily,
not
funny,
and
also
way
too
loud.
We
finally
asked
him
to
please
just
stop
talking
and
he
was
a
complete
jerk
about
it
said
he
was
required
to
tells
us
everything
in
both
Spanish
and
English
(even
though
his
English
was
barely
intelligible).
We
felt
like
jumping
off
the
ship
the
entire
way.
The
snorkeling
was
fine
but
very
short,
then
we
went
to
an
island
that's
basically
made
for
tourists.
The
lunch
was
decent.
Instead
of
returning
us
to
where
they
picked
us
up,
though,
they
brought
us
all
the
way
back
to
the
marina
where
they
dock
the
boat
(they
don't
mention
this
when
pitching
it
to
you
on
the
beach,
only
when
you've
left
shore
and
it's
too
late).
We
had
to
wait
an
additional
45
minutes
for
a
cruise
ship
to
leave
before
we
could
even
make
it
to
the
marina;
the
guide
took
the
opportunity
to
harangue
us
(for
30
minutes)
about
leaving
tips.
You're
literally
dumped
in
the
middle
of
a
boat
yard
and
made
to
fend
for
yourself.
Good
luck
getting
an
Uber,
though
you
can
eventually
flag
down
a
taxi
near
the
OXXO
if
you're
lucky.
And
then
get
ready
for
a
very
long
ride
back
to
Zona
Romantica.
Honestly
the
worst
excursion
experience
I
ever
had.
It's
a
low,
low,
low
budget
option,
even
for
Mexico.
Avoid
like
the
plague.
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