1/5 Dane R. 6 months ago on Google • 20 reviews
Encouraging
lies
and
wasting
time:
I
wrote
to
the
company
highlighting
the
fact
that
it
was
confusing
to
see
exactly
which
amenities
were
included
in
the
pass
from
the
website
and
got
no
reply.
Arriving
today
at
the
door
a
young
woman
asked
me
to
sign
their
client
agreement
on
an
ipad.
The
first
paragraph
asked
me
to
agree
that
I
had
visited
a
doctor
who
recommended
Saunas
in
a
medical
capacity.
I
have
three
problems
with
this:
*
This
is
such
a
specific
requirement
(one
that
98%
of
Americans
cannot
meet
without
specifically
going
to
a
doctor
and
asking
for
that
recommendation
and
will
not
have
met
organically
when
they
arrive)
that
it
should
be
in
bold
and
in
red:
"Do
not
waste
time
coming
here
if
you
don't
have
a
doctor's
recommendation
for
a
Sauna."
Archimedes
won't
put
such
a
notice
on
the
home
page
because
they
would
rightly
lose
most
of
their
clients
immediately
if
anyone
took
them
seriously.
*
The
second
issue
is
the
requirement:
I
visit
hot
springs
and
saunas
all
over
the
world
including
Harbin
without
this
being
a
requirement.
It
is
enough
to
say
"Some
medical
conditions
are
not
compatible
with
saunas
and
it
is
your
sole
responsibility
to
check
with
a
doctor
if
you
wish
to
confirm
it
is
good
for
you.
You
agree
not
to
hold
us
responsible
for
health
issues
relating
to
your
choice
to
use
our
facilities.
*
The
biggest
issue
is
lies:
I
asked
the
employee
at
the
desk
if
she
had
gone
to
a
doctor
who
recommended
saunas
and
she
said
"no,
they
never
asked
me
to
sign
this
agreement."
So
apparently
you
can
get
a
job
in,
visit
and
spend
time
in
a
Sauna
and
do
it
for
free,
but
paying
clients
have
to
lie
or
waste
time
scheduling
and
checking
with
their
doctor
to
ask
them
about
Saunas.
I
told
Jesus,
the
manager
I
asked
to
speak
with,
that
I
would
willingly
sign
a
waiver
of
liability
that
did
not
ask
me
to
lie
about
something
that
98%
of
Americans
would
need
to
lie
about
or
come
back
after
a
specific
doctor
appointment
to
meet
this
requirement
and
he
refused
to
allow
me
to
enter.
So
what's
going
on:
numbed
by
the
extreme
barrage
of
long
and
absurd
user
agreements
by
all
manner
of
companies,
people
just
scroll
and
sign.
I
told
Jesus
that
if
his
own
staff
don't
meet
the
requirements,
how
many
people
in
the
building
right
at
that
moment
met
this
requirement
in
truth?
In
short,
liars
are
welcome
at
Archimedes
but
people
with
a
bit
of
dignity
around
their
word
are
not.
The
third
paragraph
asked
me
to
state
that
I
had
inspected
all
of
the
equipment
and
machinery
at
the
building
and
determined
it
safe.
As
a
contractor,
I
do
have
some
of
the
tools
on
hand
to
inspect
the
dangerous
elements
of
a
spa:
GFCI
outlets
near
water,
steam
temperature,
boilers
and
the
like.
However,
I
stated
the
obvious
to
Jesus:
"You
not
only
probably
will
not
take
me
on
a
tour
of
your
equipment
room,
you
don't
even
want
me
to
ask
to
go
into
the
areas
that
matter
for
equipment
safety.
You
are
instead
asking
me
to
lie
again."
To
this
he
replied
that
I
could
inspect
the
towels
and
the
sandals
for
defects.
However,
since
no
one
has
been
killed
by
a
faulty
towel
or
electrocuted
by
sandals,
this
was
an
absurd
reply,
which
I
pointed
out:
"If
you
will
change
the
wording
to
agree
to
having
inspected
my
towels
and
sandals,
I
will
sign
that
to.
But
this
was
not
to
be.
I
did
not
get
further
than
the
third
paragraph
because
it
was
getting
too
crazy.
However,
what
should
be
clear
from
the
points
that
I've
raised
is
that
Archimedes
does
not
want
any
responsibility
for
their
mistakes
and
is
going
to
the
extreme
of
asking
their
clients
to
lie
about
things
they
don't
even
want
to
client
to
do
if
they
try.
After
driving
an
hour
to
visit
I
can
say
that
this
is
the
most
dishonest
and
absurd
experience
I've
had
in
any
spa
around
the
world
and
I
don't
like
it
that
people
get
used
to
lying
by
agreements
like
this
and
then
don't
think
twice
about
lying
when
it
really
actually
matters.
I
told
Jesus:
"I
don't
want
to
begin
the
first
five
minutes
of
our
relationships
with
two
direct
and
unnecessary
lies
and
don't
like
being
put
in
the
situation
of
wasting
my
afternoon."
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