It was the WORST EXPERIENCE in my life. Service is super super slow. They act like you are not there. The security guys are VERY VERY RUDE. They think they can do everything and they handle you like you are the last and most stupid person in the world. NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER IN MY LIFE AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!

Pretty fast with food, but very hard to catch the attention of the waiters for payment etc. They have so many offers, but otherwise very high price. The lobster menu was not really worth it. Overcooked and too chewy lobster with not superfresh salad and wobbly toast. Also quite chilly.

An absolute joke of a place with probably the most ignorant, unprepared “security” staff. I’ve seen they kick out a girl because she was a bit emotional when sharing some personal issues with a friend. Like this one, I’ve seen they kick people out for no reason at all, just because frat boys dressed as security guards and behaving like some sort of lobotomized members of a weird, dystopic cult, have decided they looked drunk, touched alcohol or have some distant relative who’s attended an AA meeting in 1973. But they will happily sell you warm beers to wash down their poor music selection. There is a xenophobic element to it as well, as they tend to choose non-locals to kick out. Greed may also be in the picture: the more people they kick out, the more they let others in, paying their abusive overpriced entry fees. This place is a sad depiction of what the nightlife of this city has become and ultimately mirrors of what this society actually is: people posing as progressive and gatekeepers of an unattainable moral code, but ultimately just sad, broken humans who have long rotten inside. Stockholm, your boat is sinking.

(Translated by Google) Too bad the place is so amateurishly managed because it is a cozy boat. Overly unpleasant and unengaged guards who do not seem to enjoy their job very much. Unpleasant service. No heart just pain. The bartender girls are the only thing nice about this boat, they deserve to work in a better place .. The rest is just amateurishly managed. Sad that you don't feel like going there. Sad that you can't. Run a business in a better way so people want to be there. (Original) Synd att stället är så amatörmässigt skött eftersom det är en mysig båt. Dryga otrevliga och oengagerade vakter som inte verkar trivas med sitt jobb särskilt mycket. Otrevlig service. Inget hjärta bara smärta. Bartendertjejerna är det enda som är trevligt på denna båt, dem förtjänar att jobba på ett bättre ställe.. Resten är bara amatörmässigt skött. Tråkigt att man inte känner för att gå dit. Tråkigt att man inte kan.bedriva en verksamhet på ett bättre sätt så att folk vill vara där.

We have paid to remain seated at a table without the possibility to dance due to Covid. It was empty. No feelings with Patricia. Hopefully there are some blankets because it is really cold and it is forbidden to dance. Think a few minutes more before paying the entrance.

DON'T GO!! Horrible security and staff! We just wanted a fun night out and the security were so rude. It's not worth going!

(Translated by Google) The worst place ever never came here, for real (Original) Sämsta stället någonsin kom aldrig hit, på riktigt

only bar that ever threw me out. their guests started a fight with me and the guard chose their side.

We had a lovely evening meeting everyone, before the door staff decided to throw us out! It is my birthday and they were so rude and I am so unhappy with they way they treated me and my friends

I hate to give bad reviews, but this club, unfortunately, deserves it for now. The entrance fee was expensive, 240kr, drinks were expensive and hot, and security staff were aggressive and abusive. They basically act as dictators, and apparently, they kick people out of the club randomly with an argument that are drunk. Let people in, and within a short time, they kick out. I checked the reviews, and there are others with the same comments. Bad experience in this club.

The food was not great but the atmosphere and service justify a visit. The bao buns were the exception to the rule.

Had a very good time! We stayed for the show and then the nightclub. Nice atmosphere and talented performers. You gotta make sure to secure or hold ur beer glass when you place it on a table or it can slide down as the boat isn’t entirely level all the time. There are two dance floors which was nice. If you didn’t like the songs on one dance floor u can go to the next one.

Almost 300 SEK entry fee. Security Guard did not know that they sold beer where they also gave you the can so you could pour the rest in yourself, which almost got me thrown out. Way too many people. The toilets were unsanitary and quite hard to find.

Most overrated place in Stockholm. 30€ entrance. No people inside. Honestly. You get a better experience anywhere else. And I mean, anywhere

I have to say this place is the pirates on the sea. First the price of the gig is 100kr on the Facebook event page but they charged 125 on the spot. The most insane part was that taking off jackets was obligatory yet they still charged 40kr for the closet. Plus it was not warm inside at all. That was pure robbery.

(Translated by Google) In the past you could get a decent freshly cooked lobster here for a hundred. Now it costs 175: - when it is special price. Value for money? It was overcooked and way too dry so even though it was cheap it was not worth the money unfortunately. The rest of the menu didn't hold up either, and the staff was understaffed, although we were few in company. (Original) Förr kunde man få en hyfsad nykokt hummer här för en hundring. Nu kostar den 175:- när det är specialpris. Prisvärt? Den var överkokt och alldeles för torr så även om den var billig var den inte värt pengarna tyvärr. Resten av menyn höll inte heller måttet och personalen var underbemannad, trots att vi var få sällskap.

(Translated by Google) the view is good but price is expensive (Original) utsikten är bra men pris är dyrt

(Translated by Google) Hahahaha, the boat! Lots of laughter and party (Original) Hahahaha, båten! Mycket skratt och fest

Around 30+ age group, and I got pick-pocketed

Overpriced drinks, 100 SEK for a Vodka shot. Anti non sweds, unkind service.

(Translated by Google) Incredibly slavish place. Not recommended (Original) Otroligt slavshigt ställe. Rekomenderas icke

Nice place. Gay night on Sunday. Goods drinks at reasonable prices. Swedish cider very tasty. Very kind staff. Good music. Interesting to be in a bar located inside a boat.

Bad reception

(Translated by Google) What is the problem with you Swedes ?? All restaurants here in Sweden have mini food portions that are suitable for girls! You pay too much and can never feel full. And at night only burgers, kebabs, sausages! Greece, Spain, Italy, in almost every country you can find variety and large plates at half price anytime anywhere! Sweden is a rich poor country !!!! Do something about that situation and allow people to settle for real and rich food !!! (Original) Vad är problemet med er svenskar?? Alla restauranger här i Sverige har mini matportioner som passar till flickor! Man betalar för mycket och kan aldrig känna mätt. Och på natten bara hamburgare, kebab, korv! Grekland, Spanien, Italien, nästan i alla länder kan man hitta variation och stora tallrikar till halv priset när som helst var som helst! Sweden is a rich poor country!!!! Gör nånting med den situationen och låt folk att nöja sig med riktig och rik mat!!!

Badly organized, very low, disrespectful attitude towards guests from staff. Lacking variety for drinks, food and no cocktails. I strongly not recommend to visit this place. Otherwise your evening will be ruined.

This review is based solely on the restaurant and not of the nightclub. The majority of food is phenomenal and the outdoor atmosphere is serene during summer. I never miss on a chance to order their "Bang Bang Shrimp" (Hard of the outside, soft on the inside, like many of us is the food slogan which is 👌). It is however very expensive to eat here but the food quality matches the prices. The only dish I've ordered that I didnt quite enjoy was the Shrimp Fajitas and that is only due to the ratio of meat to bell peppers. Pros: * Great outdoor atmosphere. Comfortable indoor atmosphere. * Food tastes great. * Friendly staff. * Place to store jackets and bags free of charge. Cons: * Can be considered expensive for some.

Good food and service. The view is great.

Went for NYE party and was pleasantly surprised with everything! Kareoke was fun and welcoming, later at night the dance club opened downstairs which was not too crazy busy but the right amount of people and great 2000s music. Upstairs there was also a “Swedish music room” which was more expensive and crowded. Did not try any food. Would absolutely recommend!

don’t eat here if you want a good meal. Their ONLY vegan option is some fried tempeh, with ruccola, pomme granade, bean sprouts and avocado. All this for 40$, a robbery in my book. And we had to wait 1 hour to get our food, and it was cold.

Party in the Port Sunday nights for a good time. The warm welcome at the door and the laughs with the staff when you enter hint at the fun time inside. The night we went, DJ Ferronato spun while playing the sax and it was a recipe for dance floor magic. The venue is quirky and fun, being on a ship (complete with sharks and pirates hanging from the ship’s hull) and the wrap around deck offers a bit of fresh air with a Stockholm waterside skyline. We only came for the nightclub, and the diversity and energy made for a memorable evening.

Worst experience of my life, came for new years eve, my wife and I were physically abused by security staff. As seen by many other comments the security are very very aggressive and rude. The entry fee and warm drinks are absolutely crazy, not only this they rob unassuming betting tokens while sitting at the casino table by working with locals, I was quite obviously robbed by a stranger sitting next to me via a sly distraction.. my money had disappeared, stay away honestly! Our whole trip has been ruined, and I'll be pressing charges! doing my best to get you guys shut down! Bunch of power trip bullies!

Quite expensive and the security guards maybe a little bit to much idiocracy

It is a nice place to have a good time and enjoy. And you might make friends easily here. The staffs are amazing. I like it from the top of the boat. I recommend this place to anyone.

Changing lot now Patricia use to be better before now is no good except close 5 am They charge so much for the entry like 280/person The guard kick ppl out like crazy even u not so drunk

(Translated by Google) I went home with two men from this bar, it was a fantastic night !!! (Original) Jag åkte hem med två män från den här baren, det var en fantastisk natt!!!

Restaurant review: Patricia's restaurant is just fantastic: the food is great and very tasty, personal is friendly, and the atmosphere is cosy and lovely. I like that Patricia is sending good offers if you are on their mailing list and also offers birthday coupons for a free two course meal. The offer is for the birthday person, but the dinner can be booked for min 2 people. Now Patricia became our bday default option! Lovely place.

Great Sunday night! It is a cool setting, music and ambiance. Recommended.

Food, Drinks, Show and Party (Sunday evening) was amazing - Staff and crowd more than friendly - THANKS! We'll definitely come again when we are back im Stockholm!

I came here for the lobster and I was not disappointed. The ambiance is pretty neat and—being on a boat at night—allows for a romantic dinner with your significant other. Prices are accessible (for Stockholm) and portions are generous.

Stone cold sober, get refused at entrance. Feel free to try your luck here

The most racist place I have been in my life. DO NOT GO HERE.

Amazing place with amazing views. Service was exemplary. Only lost one star as I always say no one is perfect 😀

The security guard is the worst!!! To bad, It could be a great place if it wasn't for the security guard.

The atmosphere is amazing here, we were not here for food though but to have a great evening with drinks and karaoke. They do have a dance club inside and this club is open till 5 am in the morning.

Unmotivatedly high entry fees. Very high drink prices. Worst security guards I've seen in any bar or club. No service and only there to hate on you and give you a bad time, so they can inflate their own egos. Very sad how insecure they are. Pretend like they're kings and can do whatever they want, but in the process they overstep their authority and break laws.

Asked for a stor stärk and was given a 33cl PLASTIC bottle of Carlsberg which was warm and disgusting! ... Was charged 78:- will not be going back disgusting price.. However entry this time was free and the door staff were friendly and welcoming.

Mediocre service with over-the-top prices. Idea is way better than reality. Only for fans I recommend.

Also die Türsteher eine absolute Frechheit. Sind mit 5 Jungs abgelehnt weil einer wohl „zu rote Augen hatte“ was Garkein Sinn macht. Der Türsteher absolut frech und nicht freundlich hat uns direkt dem Zutritt verwiesen.ausländerfeindlich und nicht willkommen laut deren Auffassung. Jeder deutsche sollte sich dem Laden nicht nähern. Rassistischer Hintergrund. LG

sticky floors and loud music, but the girl at the bar was just so rude. one bonus star because the staff at the entrance is nice!

Hi, I have seen a concert at Patricia, Frantic Amber and Aphaenemer. Great concerts in a particular location. The boat is nice and a good place for a concert. The stage is a bit small, but the good thing is that it is close by with people really involved from artists. I loved the night at Patricia, one of the few places giving the stage to metal. Thank you Patricia.

Honest review: Unprofessional and uncoordinated staff, felt cold inside the restaurant(we were sitting with jackets), the food was fine(not worth the money though), misleading birthday gift with free 2 course meal(apparently it was only for one person).

(Translated by Google) Nice place (Original) Trevligt ställe

(Translated by Google) Corona and you sit down and order. Unable to give an honest rating. (Original) Corona och man sitter ner och beställer. Går inte att ge ett ärligt betyg.

(Translated by Google) Really good food and service (Original) Riktigt bra mat och service

(Translated by Google) It looks good and good food but unpleasant staff during Korana time you they work hard then😆 (Original) Det ser bra ut och god mat men otrevliga personal under Korana tid ni de jobbar hårt alltså😆

(Translated by Google) Worthless. Got there and it was closed. (Original) Värdelöst. Kom dit och det var stängt.

(Translated by Google) Incredibly cozy and nice boat with history all the way back to World War II. Stand Up every Saturday with great and fun comedians. Well worth a visit if you are in Stockholm! (Original) Otroligt mysig och trevlig båt med historia ända tillbaka till andra världskriget. Stand Up varje lördag med jättebra och roliga komiker. Väl värt ett besök om du är i Stockholm!

(Translated by Google) Mythical and pleasant place I would return there I hope and in as good company as this time fois (Original) Lieu mythique et agréable j y retounerais j'espère et en aussi bonne compagnie que cette fois ci😁

(Translated by Google) Nice place and really good food. Super affordable lobster. Last Sunday of each month. 😃 (Original) Trevligt ställe och riktigt god mat. Super prisvärd hummer. Sista Söndagen varje månad. 😃

(Translated by Google) Best venue (Original) Bäst lokal

(Translated by Google) Great entertainment. Friendly staff. (Original) Härlig underhållning. Trevlig personal.

(Translated by Google) They have very good offers, and for the most part great food! Located just down by the water. (Original) De har mycket bra erbjudanden, och för det mesta jättebra mat! Ligger fint nere vid vattnet.

(Translated by Google) Here you end up after 03:00 (Original) Här man hamnar efter kl 03:00

(Translated by Google) Always good moves there (Original) Alltid bra drag där

It was really good the music but the väktare are really really rude and this well ruined your night

(Translated by Google) Can only rate the ship "Patricia" from the outside, but what I saw was amusing. There were fake figures on the deck and gave the ship a certain charm. Next time I hope to see it from the inside. (Original) Kann das Schiff "Patricia" nur von außen bewerten, aber das was ich gesehen habe fand ich amüsant. Es hingen lauter Fakefiguren am Deck und haben dem Schiff einen gewissen Charme gegeben. Das nächste Mal hoffe ich es auch mal von Innen betrachten zu dürfen.

It was decent

(Translated by Google) Fantastic food and staff! (Original) Fantastisk mat och personal!

(Translated by Google) Very beautiful place and fast and impeccable services. Ideal if you want to party. There is the restaurant, the bar and the nightclub united on the same place. I withdraw 1 star because I find it a shame to have paid 40SEk for a cloakroom when you only want to eat at the restaurant. We should have the choice to be able to keep our coat with us! (Original) Très beau lieu et services rapides et impeccables. Idéal si vous voulez faire la fête. Il y a le restaurant, le bar et la boite de nuit reunis sur un même lieu. Je retire 1 étoile car je trouve dommage de devoir payé 40SEk pour un vestiaire quand on veut seulement manger au restaurant. On devrait avoir le choix de pouvoir garder notre manteau avec nous !

(Translated by Google) Definitely worth a visit (Original) Absolut värt ett besök

(Translated by Google) Nice place and really good food. Super affordable lobster. Last Sunday of each month. (Original) Trevligt ställe och riktigt god mat. Super prisvärd hummer. Sista Söndagen varje månad.

(Translated by Google) Wonderful food and superb staff! Then you must not forget the magnetic environment, highly recommended! (Original) Underbar mat o suverän personal! Sen får man inte glömma den magnefika miljön, rekommenderas varmt!

Nice place to hang out, it gets pretty busy.

I went on a Saturday and it was half empty, I was quite surprised because I've heard it always gets quite packed. Music was somehow nice but we ended up leaving after an hour. Drinks were quite expensive as well. Average age of people was around +35.

(Translated by Google) Really good and large portions, very nice waiter and waitress, (Original) Riktigt gott och stora portioner, jätte trevlig servitör och servitris,

delightful place .for me who come from italy, unique, original. good food, cool staff. I'll be back. steff

nice location

The most expensive and underwhelming nightclub in all sthlm. The entry price is so expensive it feels like a joke, especially when you realize that the dance floors are closed and that the DJ plays songs unknown to the universe. 300 SEK/person is totally insane and probably illegaly overpriced. Riddiculous.