5/5 Rahul P. 6 years ago on Google
*GRANDMA
IN
COURT..*
Brilliantly
Hilarious:
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Lawyers
should
never
ask
grandmas
a
question
if
they
arenβt
prepared
for
the
answer!
In
a
trial,
a
small-town
prosecuting
attorney
called
his
first
witness,
an
elderly
grandmother
to
the
stand.
He
approached
her
and
asked;
_"Mrs.
Jones,
do
you
know
me?"_
She
responded,
_"Why,
yes,
I
do
know
you,
Mr.
Williams._
_I've
known
you
since
you
were
a
young
boy,
and
frankly,
you're
a
big
disappointment
to
me.._
_You
lie,
cheat
on
your
wife,
manipulate
people
and
talk
about
them
behind
their
backs.
You
think
you're
a
big
shot
when
you
haven't
the
brains
to
realize
you
never
will
amount
to
anything
more
than
a
two-bit
paper
pusher.
Yes,
I
know
you.."_
The
lawyer
was
stunned!
Not
knowing
what
else
to
do,
he
pointed
across
the
room
and
asked,
_"Mrs.
Jones,
do
you
know
the
defense
attorney
(the
opponent's
lawyer)?"_
She
again
replied,
_"Why,
yes,
I
do.
I've
known
Mr.
Bradley
since
he
was
a
youngster.
He's
lazy,
bigoted,
and
has
a
drinking
problem.
He
can't
build
a
normal
relationship
with
anyone
and
his
law
practice
is
one
of
the
worst
in
the
state.
Not
to
mention
he
cheated
on
his
wife
with
three
different
women.
One
of
them
was
your
wife.
..Yes
I
know
him."_
The
defense
attorney
almost
*died*.
The
judge
asked
both
lawyers
to
approach
the
bench
and
in
a
quiet
voice
said:
_*"If
either
of
you
rascals
asks
her
if
she
knows
me,
I'll
send
you
to
jail
for
contempt
of
court
!*
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Enjoy
a
good
laugh,
but
don't
laugh
alone
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