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Mr. Quiqui
Chicken restaurant
😠 Te venden pollo frito de contramuslo deshuesado y te ponen trozos pequeños rebozados con medio kilo de harina. Raciones infimas!!!!
TOURIST TRAP
Harina con pollo
1.30 (12 reviews)
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Dolce Vita
Italian restaurant
🫤 Expensive for a sandwich..charged for large chips when we had a few chips on side
1.80 (6 reviews)
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Gold Mine
Jewelry store
😠 Ich habe dort im Oktober eine 750 goldkette gekauft und dafür über 800€ bezahlt ,jetzt war ich hier in Köln mal beim Juwelier und der hat mit einer Lupe gesehen ,das es nur 375 Gold ist…er hatte kein Lupe im Geschäft …das ist Betrug!!!
1.80 (5 reviews)
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La Palapa
Restaurant
😠 The food is edible but wayyy overprised. Fries and basic hotdog is 15 euros?!
2.00 (41 reviews)
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Canino Maspalomas Park
Dog park
👍👍 El parque está bastante bien. Tiene muchas cosas para que los perros jueguen y es amplio. Lo malo es que tiene algún dueño que piensa que es un lugar para que el perro cague sin tener que recogerlo, y eso que tiene papeleras. También se hecha de menos lugar cerca para aparcar, si es que vienes en co...
2.10 (18 reviews)
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Claudine
Adult entertainment club
😠 Women are lazy. Browsing the phone. They don't dance. Otherwise, really bad going all over the place. 10e entry. We were there for 15 minutes and nothing happened. Absolutely nothing. I recommend the place to those who want to pay 10 euros for nothing.
2.10 (14 reviews)
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Oasis Shopping Center
Shopping mall
🫤 Shopping Center is a bit of an exaggeration, it is more like a small strip with some restaurants.
Go a little further up towards the lighthouse and continue, and you will find the nice shops and the nice restaurants with live music and cabaret.
2.20 (11 reviews)
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Clinika Beach
General practitioner
😠 Avoid this clinic!!!
Very unfriendly and rude staff and absolutely overpriced! I was for a test in this clinic because I was the next day my return flight. I wanted an antigen test (which costs € 35.- and this is quite enough for the return trip to Switzerland) one made without information a PCR tes...
2.40 (34 reviews)
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Botánico Terraza Club
Night club
😠 Reservamos con antelación una mesa para cenar, cuando llegamos el sitio estaba completamente vacío y con la música altísima. Nos tomaron nota de la bebida y tardaron en servirnos pese a que todos los camareros estaban desocupados. Pedí tinto de verano con limón y me trajeron sangría sin hielo calien...
2.50 (64 reviews)
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Beauty Salon
Massage spa
😐 You can take it with you for the price. But you shouldn't expect anything special. Just for now and then.
2.50 (42 reviews)
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Pizza Hut
Restaurant
👍👍 Die Pizza (BBQ Pan Pizza) war gut und so wie eine Pizza in einem Pizza Hut schmecken muss.
Pizza Hut ist eine US Kette und wenn man eine Pizza Bestellt welche auch in den USA angeboten wird wie die Supreme, Super Supreme oder auch die BBQ Pizza im PAN Pizza Style so bekommt man das richtige.
Die ga...
2.50 (10 reviews)
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Faro 2
Shopping mall
😠 Took a walk to visit here as many years ago it was a nice place got there to find one shop and a restaurant, the building was derelict with concrete falling away, what a shame. Grabber machine still had things in it that looked like they werefrom the 90s , it was like been in the upside down 😂
2.60 (1.5K reviews)
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Pizza Hut
Pizza restaurant
😠 The worst thing I have ever had at Pizza Hut. Ordered a medium peperonilovers pizza it had 11 very small peperoni slices. The pizza dough wasn't baked enough. I was charged a fee for payment by credit card as the expedient chose that I should pay in my own currency and not in euro. I wasn't even giv...
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2.60 (653 reviews)
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Perfumería Europa
Perfume store
👍👍 The perfumery in the Cita shopping center is highly recommended.
The boss is always friendly and helpful. The prices are lower than the competition. Of course you should always compare prices. You can get some products cheaper at home. So keep your eyes open when buying perfume!
2.70 (30 reviews)
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Jungla
Disco club
😠 The doormen are arrogant and so is the blonde girl with short hair who works at the door. They yelled at me and my friends as if we were dogs, to which I reacted by asking the doorman to relax and the girl already told me no. I could go in, I asked to speak to the manager and everyone there said the...
2.70 (23 reviews)
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Camel Park Arteara
Tourist attraction
😠 Really bad place, the animals are closed in on a really small surface. They also have a ”Zoo” with one lonely bird in a cage, one goat that is banging his head on the fence all the time (not normal behaviour) and some chickens that live in their on feces. The smell is also awful. There is dust all o...
2.70 (11 reviews)
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The Garage
Live music bar
😠 Na een etentje in Samsara, ben ik met een vriendin nog iets gaan drinken hier. Vroeger was het altijd hardstikke gezellig hier , een leuke bende, prettig gestoord personeel, lekkere muziek. Dus, nu niet meer ☹️ irritant baasje die denkt dat het hele eiland van hem is, en je vanuit de hoogte aankijkt...
2.70 (7 reviews)
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Apartamentos Maspalomas Foresta
Apartment building
😠 Nous avons réservé dans cet établissement 9 mois avant notre séjour et avions obtenu un super tarif. Malheureusement le propriétaire à annuler notre réservation 9 jours avant notre arrivée.
Je ne conseille vraiment pas cet établissement. Pas sérieux du tout.
2.70 (6 reviews)