Most reviewed Adult entertainment clubs in Orpington, United Kingdom to visit (Updated January, 2024)

Most reviewed Adult entertainment clubs in Orpington

Explore the city's most talked-about destinations, sorted by the number of reviews. The higher the position on the list, the greater the number of reviews for each place. Discover the pulse of Orpington through these extensively reviewed and popular spots. This list contains 26 places from Adult entertainment club category.

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Platinum Lace

Adult entertainment club

🫤 Please take this as constructive criticism. Price board says £20. My friend got a private dance for £50. Either stick to your prices or stop false advertising. A small beer for almost £7 is a joke, even for Soho. Girls are beautiful, absolute stunners but some of them are way too pushy. You don't ha...

4.30 (444 reviews) (~21.78 km from centre)

Sophisticats Soho

Night club

😠 A rip off place! £25 entry going downstairs small club 5 tables and some girls dressed in clothes not naked at all. There is no stage, there are no shows. A dance costs £30 for one song and the girls dance on a chair next to you - there is no touching and you are not even allowed to get up from the...

4.00 (391 reviews) (~21.98 km from centre)

Platinum Lace | London's No.1 Lap Dancing & Strip Club

Adult entertainment club

😠 Careful about this place, went there with a friend, pay the entrance fee, get a bottle and share it with the girls but I black out, staff made sure to separate us and to keep us separated while my card got burned. Ruined the trip to London. When I was finally led out my friend has been waiting for m...

4.40 (349 reviews) (~21.69 km from centre)

Metropolis Club

Adult entertainment club

😠 I came here for a night out with friends for the salvage club night. Had a great evening.. I hung my jacket up in the cloakroom paid the price and the girl gave me a ticket... around 4ish I went to collect my jacket to be told it wasn't on the hanger and they couldn't find it?? They were rude and di...

4.30 (242 reviews) (~20.41 km from centre)

Browns

Adult entertainment club

👍👍 +No entrance fee. +Perfect drink prices. + Relaxed ambience, no push from girls. + Very reasonable private dance price 20 quid. And duration was also satisfactory. Perfect. + Tip pot for only 1£ before each dance. That is a great idea so reduces pressure that girls will not push you all the time for...

3.90 (150 reviews) (~20.72 km from centre)

The Griffin

Adult entertainment club

👍👍 Had my stag do here recently and it was an amazing night! The girls are excellent, very friendly and not pushy. The DJ was brilliant and really and really made our night. Will definitely be back and would recommend this venue if you want a good night out!

4.20 (120 reviews) (~21.7 km from centre)

Stringfellows

Adult entertainment club

👍👍 My husband and I popped in here for a drink after dinner out of curiosity and for something different. I won’t lie I was unsure about it but I couldn’t have felt more welcome. It wasn’t what I expected at all - in fact quite the opposite. The girls are incredible performers - the strength, beauty an...

4.20 (120 reviews) (~21.64 km from centre)

Rainbow Sports Bar

Bar

😠 This place has the rudest girls. Mostly ugly as well. I remember only seeing 3 beautiful girls there. They didn't even approach me. They obviously go for the big spenders. Ended never getting a dance and told a couple of girls to basically shove off as I came in for a drink whilst watching the ladie...

3.80 (119 reviews) (~20.45 km from centre)

Forbidden Nights Male Strip Club / Show London

Adult entertainment club

👍👍 The show is fabulous, extremely interactive and filled with talent. These men all have individual talents that are clearly showcased with individuality and perfectly aligned together to compliment each other to make the show spectacular. It’s high energy and you feel included in the experience rathe...

4.70 (98 reviews) (~18.71 km from centre)

Platinum Lace Brighton : Best Strip Club and Lap dancing venue

Adult entertainment club

😠 This place is not what you expect. They put on the pole a dancer that really doesn’t have a clue. The women they have there are mostly young and inexperienced and the drinks are a disgusting price. £100 for a 15 min dance when realistically they’re terrible. You can haggle but probably best to just...

4.60 (97 reviews) (~63.81 km from centre)

Bar 7 Crawley

Gay bar

👍👍 It's a great place for safe good clean fun. Went here with a friend and we thoroughly enjoyed the drinks and the music. My only negative will be the prices of the drinks, for 3 people way over 24 quid. 😲Rather quite expensive, of course depending on the drinks you have, but nonetheless, still steep...

4.20 (80 reviews) (~35.04 km from centre)

The Mayfair Club

Night club

😠 My experience as a dancer I. This club was the worst I've ever had... the manager Hasan is extremely rude to everyone he forces us to work and charges fees for not turning up on nights we said we couldn't come he is abusive and treats girls with no respect he made me feel bad about myself for having...

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3.40 (75 reviews) (~22.02 km from centre)

Sunset Strip

Adult entertainment club

😠 I’ve started my first shift at this club last night. Very horrible experience, the girls are being exploited, no matter how rude and disgusting the costumers are to the girls they are always in the right. Last night I approached a man that was in a group of four, they seemed very drunk but didn’t t...

3.20 (73 reviews) (~22.05 km from centre)

Secrets

Adult entertainment club

😠 Took my wife and kids for a relaxing vaccation to England from America. Stumbled across this place and saw the advertisement of table dancing- I've always thought that British people were a bit stuck up so to find a place where people let their hair down a bit and party so this place seemed perfect...

3.50 (71 reviews) (~26.2 km from centre)

Diamonds & Strings Strip Club & Bar

Adult entertainment club

😠 I came here with a friend hoping it would be as good as its predecessor (Beavers) but was left very disappointed. The bouncers on the door tried to tell me my ID had been banned despite going to other places prior to this and having no issue at all but despite my "banned ID" he let me in anyway. Up...

4.10 (66 reviews) (~46.13 km from centre)

23 Paul Street

Adult entertainment club

😠 A complete lack of respect, misogynistic and very rude staff. We were encouraged to come as a mixed group of females and males for a hen do on the phone, they even told us that a mixed group is exactly right for the establishment and that we would be on a guest list, but were refused entry on arriva...

4.50 (59 reviews) (~20.61 km from centre)

Katz Gentlemen's Club

Adult entertainment club

😠 absolute joke! went there last night with some work colleagues and one of the dancers kept harassing me all night i said i didnt want a dance and she wouldnt leave me alone then told me i was stupid being in there because i didnt want to pay £80 for a dance, then my friend went for a dance and i see...

4.30 (57 reviews) (~32.88 km from centre)

GRACE Adult Entertainment Club: Brighton's best strip club and lap dancing venue

Adult entertainment club

😠 Horrid experience. The drinks are over priced. The dances are very quick and very expensive. Something like £20 for a couple of minutes. The charges on credit/debit card are staggering. Not all but most of the dancers have attitudes which will put you down.. I never ever have given a 1 star review b...

4.10 (56 reviews) (~63.52 km from centre)

The Horns

Adult entertainment club

😐 Dont mean to be harsh, was my favourite place in London but the new rule of not going nude on stage has me rethinking. The best part was that you could get a nude stage dance and choose your girl for private but now the girls feel awkward dancing and not having their knickers as part of the dance. I...

3.90 (56 reviews) (~20.91 km from centre)

Black Diamond Gentlemens Club

Adult entertainment club

😠 Thanks for dumping hundreds of flyers on the side of the road which has now spread across the park. Nice you've contributed to the cleanliness of the town. Good of you to just leave it for everyone to enjoy. Positive association with your brand - you're nailing this marketing game, well done 👌

3.90 (51 reviews) (~74.67 km from centre)

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Most reviewed Adult entertainment clubs in Orpington, United Kingdom